The two remaining thugs stopped dead in their tracks. Immediately they turned to face the attacker and lowered the pistols. They recognised him from previous unfortunate encounters. “B-Bruce… Nice to see ya mate” the smallest of the two let out a nervous chuckle and gulped. The child wriggled out of the grip of the larger one. She stared up at her rescuer before bolting off in the opposite direction. She would of thanked him but fear clouded her mind and all she wanted to do was get away as fast as she could.

anonymous asked:

Why is Ruby's name first? It should be "Dean and Ruby Do Stuff"

I pout. “It’s my blog!

Dean’s laughing. “Yeah, but nobody cares what you’re doing, Ruby. I’m the only reason you have followers.”

“Shut up. Bunny and Jess and Faith would follow me just ‘cause I asked.”

“Oh, I’m so glad you have friends who take pity on you and your… blog.”

“That’s it. The next ‘stuff’ that Ruby and Dean will be doing is taking a field trip to the nearest sewer so Ruby can throw Dean into it!”

“…That’s not funny.”

“Oh, you don’t think so, huh?”

“You realize I’ve actually been thrown into sewers before?”

I know.

“…you bitch.”