rabbit food questions


Also know as Imagine travelling with the Company, and Legolas stalking you because he likes you. 

A/N - First of all, I’m sorry its a day late. Well two days late. I finished it last night and was too tired to check through it so I did it this morning on the way to Manchester. I appear to be obsessing over Legolas at the moment (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing). Yes, its in third person again I just couldn’t get second person view to co-operate with me! Anyway, I hope you enjoy it :) Constructive criticism welcome. 

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Paring - Legolas Greenleaf x Reader 

Legolas knew there was something special about the human when he first saw her. For one, she was fighting amongst dwarves, which was almost unheard of. Secondly, she was beautifully feisty especially when she was defending her friends. Thirdly, she saved his behind from one of the monstrous spiders of Mirkwood. That was the reason he often found himself volunteering to guard the prisoners, much to his father’s dismay. He even found himself giving her more food than her fellow captives.
Even then, the odd little human didn’t pay any attention to him. Sure, she smiled in thanks when he gave her food but other than that she didn’t seem to know he existed.
It was insulting really. A prince shouldn’t have to bend over backwards to be noticed by a mere mortal.

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sadrienagreste  asked:

“Oh my god you just screamed ‘SO WHAT IF I LIKE YOU WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?’ at the top of your lungs in a very crowded restaurant and how about for starters I take you home and get you sober???”

A/N: I didn’t know which pairing you wanted so I did heartrate?? 

And this is actually longer than I expected so it’s under the cut. Some cursing is present fyi

Enjoy! :)

The night sucked.

Because for one, Alix was stuck in a ridiculously long line just to get a freaking burger and she was tired, she was hungry, and she didn’t feel like cooking anything that her almost empty cabinets offered her in her crappy apartment.

And two, was because, who in their right mind brought their screaming children to a fast food restaurant at two in the morning when every other restaurant was closed? They should be sleeping for god sake, not licking the grease off their fingers like she, a grown ass adult of her early twenties, was about to do because she deserved doing that and the peace and quiet she thought she was going to have.

But nope.

Not at all.

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AU where Lily is a famous actress and they’re at a press conference for her new movie and she keeps getting asked the ‘rabbit food’ question (as Scarlet Johnson put it so eloquently) but then suddenly somebody asks her how she was able to embody her character so well, right down to the subtle shoulder twitches (just roll with me here). And she’s very excited because she hoped someone would notice that because she put a lot of effort into making it subtle that even the director failed to notice or if he did he didn’t overtly acknowledge it. And so she enthusiastically responds to the question. When she looks into the crowd to look for the journalist who asked her the question, all she can see is a head of messy black hair and a bespectacled face but can’t see very clearly because she’s finished answering his question and suddenly everybody’s hands are up in the air because they all notice her enthusiasm and want to ask an 'existential’ question too and he disappears in the masses. Sigh.