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Game of Trolls

Dear Maya,
I have missed you! It has been a very busy summer. I could tell you all kinds of stories! Speaking of stories…….The princess is very into make believe. She loves to dress up and become different characters. It is quite entertaining! Our beautiful girl is certainly playing an interesting character in her upcoming movie. She has really been studying for this role and I can’t wait to see what she shows us. Her handsome man is certainly a one man show. Ha! No one can weave a tale quite like Mr. Dior.

R: so honey, what did you think of my interview?

K: LMAO. You mean Game of Trolls?

R: Trolls…………I can’t help it. Every fucking day! I think I know all of the words to all of the songs by heart.

K: dude. You bought it for her

R: but I didn’t know I would be watching it 100 times

K: Dude. Don’t throw shade on Trolls. It’s adorable. And 100 times? I think that’s a bit of an exaggeration.

R: me? Exaggerate? Never

K: you are the trolliest

R: that’s not a word. you made that up

K: OMG! Talk about making shit up. YOU. DUDE. I bow down to you. Master of Trolldom

R: I love lying

K: you love lying? Didn’t you read Pinocchio to someone the other night?

R: Honey. Seriously. When people ask me shit I am going to give shit back

K: it’s an art form which you have perfected

R: not everything I said was a lie

K: no one knows what the fuck you said! you sent your twitter buddies over the edge

R: then my life is now complete

K: it is kinda funny

R: kinda?

K: kinda totally

R: honey it’s either kinda OR totally. You can’t be kinda totally

K: well you WERE kinda shady

R: oh that wasn’t just kinda. That was totally.

K: Shade master. Master shader. Hey what does that rhyme with?

R: you had to bring that up?

K: wtf dude. You were the one talking about your dick

R: I thought you were kinda fond of my dick

K: I’m totally fond of it

R: You know in Trolls how they yell “hug time”. How about it?

K: that’s it? Just hugging?

R: well……………I have read some pretty kinky things

K: besides Pinocchio? You know when he lies his nose grows

R: I bet you can make me grow

K: is that a challenge? I accept

R: you’re some kinda wonderful you know that?

K: awwwww I love that song

R: then I shall sing it for you

K: I kinda love you

R: wait what? Only kinda?

K: ok. totally. I totally love you

R: yeah? I totally love you more

So sweet Maya
I hope you enjoy the rest of the summer! I adore the sunshine and it has been quite hot here but every once in a while you can find a bit of shade and being in the shade can be all kinda fun! It’s going to be OK.

volturisecretary  asked:

Do you have any headcanons about the Cullens :)?

Okay so I have a lot of these so imma go by character lol


EDWARD
* Edward is obviously like super edgy especially before Bella
* He definitely went to bars and poetry reading to sulk
* The garage days for sure had some underground music
* I think Emmett would play the guitar and Alice the tambourine jasper on drums and rose either singing or completely rejecting the band.
* So Edward also knows how to play the electric piano.
* Esme and Carlisle love listening to them even if some songs r terrible.
* Edward has a diary no one can tell me otherwise
* Someday after Bella and him r married and he’s busy with ness Bella definitely finds his diary
* She is super nice about it and makes sure to never tell Emmett Bc he would never stop making fun of him. (It’s super embarrassing)
* Edward loves to play with ness and take his family out on trips.
* Jacob grows on Edward but there is some fights for sure
* “I DONT WANT NESS ON A MOTORCYCLE”
* “DUDE SHE CANT EVEN GET INJURED”
* “I DONT CARE ITS NOT SAFE FOR HER”
* He’s very overprotective
* That’s it for Eddie boy


ROSE
* She likes to go to big makeup stores.
* Each town know her and Alice to be big spenders when they’re out shopping together
* Emmett comes with to tell her how good she looks (he genuinely likes it)
* She absolutely adores iPhone and could easily become a makeup YouTuber or instagramer
* She loves to see everyone comment on how beautiful she is
* She loves dressing ness up and buying her clothes
* She teaches Ness to have a lot of self confidence
* Boys always gawk at the family when they’re out together


EMMETT
* Emmett just 100% goes with the flow of everything.
* He for sure joined a fraternity at some point and rose hated it
* All the sorority girls tried to get at him but he always refused and would show them rose
* Rose often came made out with him and left just to mark her territory
* All his frat brothers were hoping she would dump him so they could get a shot at her.
* He wanted to major in medical science but once things started getting blood into them he had to switch majors.
* Probably sports advertisement or something with sports
* He’s a total dude bro
* Rose definitely taught him how to do hair tho
* He’s hella good at braiding and doing makeup for rose and Alice
* He’s not ashamed of it at all
* “Yes I do my girls hair. Can you even see her bro! I’d do anything to keep her happy”
* That’s it for now lol


ALICE
* Alice is basically an open book
* After Edward and Bella’s wedding she decided she wanted to be a wedding planner for a while
* And damn she is efficient
* She still shops for the family including ness and jacob now
* Jacob hates it but ness makes him wear it
* Alice is still a big spender and loves all her nice things
* She defiantly donates all her old clothes too (and her families even if they aren’t done with it)
* She’s big on volunteer work and helping others.
* She’s just a really good person honestly


Jasper!!!
* Jasper loves Alice like a lot
* He will tag along and do anything she asks
* He brings her flowers all the time and gifts he thinks she will like.
* He always try’s to surprise her but obviously it never works
* They r like completely in love
* Jasper tells ness stories about the war
* Ness doesn’t really like them but she listens anyway
* Jasper gets very passionate when talking about things he likes and went through
* He makes sure everyone knows they’re worth it
* He also trains super hard to wrestle Emmett and beat everyone in baseball


Renesmee
* got her dad’s edginess when she was mentally a teenage
* Defiantly rebelled but got away with nothing Bc come on look at her family
* Jacob for sure helped her rebel
* She went cliff diving once and Bella and Edward lost it
* “REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME!!!”
* “Mom dad chill seriously, no big deal”
* Alice gets very bothered Bc she can’t see ness’s future
* Ness loves that
* She spends a lot of time with the pack and the Cullen’s r very on edge about it
* Ness gets catcalled a lot
* Like A LOT
* and boys always try and get her number and jacob is always very mad about it
* “Jacob chill out. It means nothing”
* “Not me me Ness!”
* He’s very sensitive.
* Ness is extremely smart and invents things all the time.
* Once she’s about adult age her and jacob get married and have some crazy kids
* The Cullen’s r very excited to be grandparents.
* Jacob and ness kinda brought down a lot of tension between the pack and the Cullen’s
* They even got rid of the treaty line Bc they trusted them now after the whole volturi thing.
* Ness was happy to be the peace bringer
* In her rebellion times she may have eaten a person or two and everyone was mad.
* She did it outside of town tho
* The pack reamed her, jacob reamed her, her parents reamed her, the rest of the family reamed her
* To say the least it was only one time.
* She actually felt very bad about it and sulked like Edward.
* The family eventually moved and jacob came with them
* She has a very full and happy life like a normal teenage to adult girl
* She eventually dies and the whole family is heartbroken
* Jacob was too and soon died after her
* It was a devastating loss after all those years.


Carlisle and esme
* very happy with their new life
* Bella and Ness really completed the family
* Eventually someone else will join their coven again
* Esme just loves to have her family grow
* There isn’t many problems In the household when everyone is vegetarian
* Esme defiantly goes to the hospitals Carlisle works at to mark her territory
* All the nurses crush on Carlisle
* Carlisle is too oblivious with his work to notice them
* Carlisle is very emotional when someone dies in his hospital
* Esme always comforts him
* Sometimes ness does too


Bella
* spends a lot of nights with Edward
* They definitely finish their honeymoon at isle Esme after Ness is full grown
* Sometimes Bella forgets Renesmee at Charlie’s
* Charlie stop asking questions but knows something weird is happening
* He still loves them no matter what
* Bella snoops a lot and does a lot of research because she loves learning about her new world.
* She often teaches Ness these things
* She fights with Emmett a lot (playfully) and she wins everything within the first year but Emmett starts winning more in the second
* Bella is very upset about this
* Ness loves watching them fight
* Ness challenges Emmett eventually and ness is actually quite strong
* Emmett and Ness start wresting a lot more until Ness beats him once
* Emmett was super impressed
* Bella gets nervous every time she fights a vampire even though she is just as strong
* Bella and Edward always try and protect her even when she is being rebellious
* Rose Alice and Bella all get very close and often go out to brunch with ness.
* Endless catcalls honestly
* Bella still gets confused when it’s at her Bc she forgets that she is beautiful.
* She always expects it at her family


Thanks for the ask and I’ll do more requests like this in this format if you guys want. My asks r always open ❤️ sorry it’s so long and has like a million typos lmao 😂

anonymous asked:

tell us about quintessence!!! we r on the edges of our seats!!!!!!! popcorn in our hands!!!!!!! We are Ready

ok lemme just say that this speculation is heavily linked to this post abt galra keith, so i suggest you read that first if you havent already. also, once i ramble a bit abt keith meta & get to my actual thoughts about quintessence as whole, it may get a little jumbled up so im sorry in advance!!

something that caught my attention in this post, and has been talked about since galran keith theories first began flying around, is keith’s hand turning purple during his fight with the druid in season 1. however, there’s something wrong in this post that i feel is important to point out:

keith’s hand did not turn purple from coming into contact with the quintessence.

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Sense8 Xmas Special Thoughts

so I’m surprised to say that even after just one episode I may already prefer season two of sense8 to season one. 

highlights:

  • more interaction between female sensates!
  • including nomi making out with sun in sex montage #2(!)
  • SOO much development for hernando! we found out his full name, occupation, family history. he’s finally feeling like a fully rounded character and not just an accessory to lito’s storyline. 
  • all of the nomanita adorableness
  • sensates, friends, family and couples ❤ S U P P O R T I N G  E A C H O T H E R ❤
  • the main plot edging towards countries outside of america
  • threeway teamwork to save sun from assassins!
  • oneway teamwork to unlock lito’s apartment!
  • a cinematically beautiful sex montage
  • my darlings being mostly happy
  • rajan being sweet and supportive to kala
  • new capheus’ new bus
  • lito/hernando adorableness
  • feeeeels

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO DRUGS. IF YOU SAY “to get an escape” CONGRATS U R AN EDGE LORD.

This has nothing to do with weed. Mary Jane, you’re doing great sweetie.

"Pushed Over The Edge" a Carl Grimes X Reader

You walked hand in hand with Carl, his and yours free hands held onto the stroller that held Judith. You two always walked her together around Alexandria while Rick was busy. You enjoyed it, it made you wonder if Carl would ever want kids with you. Yeah you two are still young and you shouldn’t bring another kid into such world but you can’t help but dream. You love Carl and he loves you. You both ‘sarcastically’ talked about being married in the future before and there was always that seriousness that over lapped the sarcasm. You and Carl have been dating for awhile, ever since you saved each other from a herd of walkers. Ever since, you’ve been inseparable. You both didn’t really like the kids here at Alexandria. You both considered yourselves adults since you were both forced into it at such a young age, so since the kids were so…Childish here it pushed you away from them. But Carl had a special hate for the boys here. Especially Ron who always tried to wheeze {HARRY POTTER FANDOM WHAT’S GOOD. GET IT, RON WEASLEY 😂} his way into a relationship with you. Wether that be a romantic or friend one. Neither of which you wanted. To make it worse he as always obviously flirting with you. Though you couldn’t just push him away, you wanted to give this place a chance, maybe this could be a better future. “I’m going to run in and get Judith her bottle.” Carl’s voice broke you from your thoughts as you both stopped in front of the house you shared. You looked at him as he went to kiss your cheek, causing him to get your lips instead which made him grin. “Okay. I’ll watch her” You replied with a smile. He smiled back then went inside. You watched him until the door shut then went in front of the stroller and took Judith out to rock her, which she giggled and played with your necklace Carl had given you awhile back. You smiled then suddenly you heard footsteps coming from behind you. “Hey, beautiful.” You heard Ron. You turned around to greet him and saw how extra close he was “H-Hey-” You went to say as you stepped back, but you tripped on the stroller and went to fall back but he grabbed you and pulled you to his chest. That, was a move too fair. “I-I’m fine! Let me go!-…Please…” You pushed away, holding Judith tightly and protectively. His grip tightened and his grin widened, “Don’t worry. Carl doesn’t need to know.” He said as his lips brushed across your cheek. This pushed you over the edge. “R-Ron! Stop! You know I only love Ca-” Before you could finish the door swung open, hitting the side of the house. And there was Carl, his hands made into fists seeing what Ron was doing to you. “Hey asshole!” Carl shouted as he stormed down the steps. Ron instantly let you go and backed away, putting his hands up in defense “Hey Dude- Dude she made me do that!” He said in his defense. “Bull shit!” Carl yelled as he stormed closer. You’ve never seen him more angry then he is now. “C-Carl calm down” you said placing your hand on his chest. You made sure Judith was on your hip facing away from all this. Not like she wasn’t use to it or anything. And as much as you wanted Carl to beat the living shit out of Ron you also didn’t want Carl getting in trouble with Rick. God knows he would if he hurts his knew crushes son. Carl simply stepped out and around you as Ron spoke, “Dude c'mon it’s not my fault you’re dating a slut” Ron grinned and chuckled at his own dumb teenage boy humor. That pushed Carl over the edge. He shoved Ron back as a warning. “Hey!” Ron glared at him and shoved Carl back. Right as you went to step in Carl punched Ron right in the eye to which he fell to the ground. Carl dropped to his knees and continued punching him. “You’re a fucking asshole!” Carl screamed. Ron struggled and failed to remove Carl as he screamed for help. Your eyes widened as you saw how hard Carl was beating on him. “C-Carl-” You said but it had no effect on him. Ron started to bleed. You quickly put Judith in the stroller and pushed it back so she was out of the way. You ran over and started pulling at Carl. “Carl stop! That’s too far you need to stop!” You cried out. Ron screamed louder for help. You saw Jessie and Rick noticing and running from a far. You wrapped your arms tightly around Carl’s waist and pulled him away successfully. “Ron!?” Jessie screamed. Carl protested but his heart stopped realizing the damage he had done and that Rick had saw all of this. “C-Carl we gotta go!” You whispered. Carl stood up and backed away in shock. You wrapped your arm around his and took off running. The last thing you heard as you both climbed the wall was Ron sobbing and swearing and Rick calling for you both to return. You both dropped to the ground and ran to your special place in the hollow tree that fit you both. Once there you both panted, you looked concerned as Carl wiped his bloody hands off on his jeans. “Well…That went well…” He joked. You sighed and wrapped your arms around him, pulling him to your chest. “Carl you know you’re the only one I love. There’s no need to start a fight when someone’s just being a dick as usual.” He sighed and wrapped his arms around your waist as he rested his chin on your shoulder. “I love you too. And he had that coming for him. He’s just lucky he got away before I could’ve-” You cut him off with a kiss. Though you shouldn’t be rewarding such behavior you couldn’t help it. He was so protective of you, and you loved that. He was your dork, and you were his.

💫~“Pushed Over The Edge”~
{The was requested by: Anonymous. Written by: Me!}
{Sorry this is so short but I hope you all love it! Thank you so much for the request! If this isn’t what you had in mind then please message me and I’ll do my best to fix it. Maybe a part two if someone has an idea~?}

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