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lunadeedaah asked:

I must say, I've scrolled and scrolled through your blog and have not found any man-hating posts. It's almost as if you weren't a misandrist. What a radical notion! I don't know what to think anymore. I, I think I'll be on my way now.

An evil supervillain doesn’t just post their plans for world domination on Facebook.  And I don’t post my secret misandrist plots where just any man could find them.  

Originally posted by my-pussy-tastes-like-diamonds

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“Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fuckery at all?“

My mouth drops open. "Kinky fuckery?” I squeak.

“Kinky fuckery.”

“I can’t believe you said that.”

"Well, I did. Answer me,” he says calmly.

I flush. My inner goddess is down on bended knee with her hands clasped in supplication begging me.

“I like your kinky fuckery,” I whisper.”

“That’s what I thought. So what don’t you like?”

Not being able to touch you, you enjoying my pain, the bite of the belt.

“The threat of cruel and unusual punishment.”

“What does that mean?”

“Well you have all those canes and whips and stuff in your playroom, and they frighten the living daylights out of me. i don’t want you to use them on me.”

“Ok, so no whips or canes - or belts for that matter.”

I gaze at him puzzled. “Are you attempting to redefine the hard limits”?

- Fifty Shades Darker - page -42/43