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(I really recommend reading this on AO3 because the character text color makes reading much easier–long post under the cut)

TAVROS: aND, tHIS IS SUPPOSEDLY THE PLACE THAT PROVIDES THE MYSTERIOUS SUPERNATURAL SERVICES, tHAT ARADIA TOLD YOU ABOUT IN CONFIDENCE?

TEREZI: SUPPOS3DLY Y34H

TAVROS: bUT THE NATURE OF THESE SERVICES, wHICH ARE PURPORTEDLY RELEVANT TO US, aRE STILL UNKNOWN,,,?

TEREZI: TH3 C4RD S4YS SUP3RN4TUR4L L4W 4ND TH4TS 4LL 1 KNOW
TEREZI: BUT 1 C4N GU3SS WHY 4R4D14 M1GHT TH1NK W3 N33D 4 SUP3RN4TUR4L L4WY3R

TAVROS: wAIT, iS IT THE LAWYER THAT HAS THE SUPERNATURAL ATTRIBUTES, aS A MAGIC BEING OF SORTS, oR IS IT THEIR OFFICES THAT POSSESSES THOSE QUALITIES?
TAVROS: oR IS SUPERNATURAL A DESCRIPTION OF THEIR PRACTICE,,,?

TEREZI: L3TS S33…
TEREZI: Y34H 1 H4V3 NO 1D34

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TV: sO, uH, hOW DID YOU KNOW gAMZEE WOULD CONTACT ME,

TZ:  YOUR D3MON VR1SK4 OFF3R3D M3 4 CONTR4CT NOT LONG 4GO

TV:  oH, sO YOU’RE WITH vRISKA NOW, tOO,

TZ:  NO DUMMY

TZ:  S1GN1NG TWO CONTR4CTS 1S 4G41NST TH3 RUL3S

TV:  tHERE ARE RULES,

TZ:  OBV1OUSLY!

TZ:  D1DNT YOU R34D TH3 CONTR4CT B3FOR3 YOU 4GR33D TO TH3 COND1T1ONS?

TV:  uHH,,,

TV:  yOU CAN,

TV:  aCTUALLY READ THE CONTRACT,

TV:  i THOUGH IT WAS METAPHYSICAL, oR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

TZ:  OH MY GOD

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