Our party, a half-elven bard, half-orc barbarian, dwarf cleric, and gnome rogue, are coming back to the local tavern from doing errands while our bard is asking two gentlemen at the bar for rumors.
Guy 1: “I heard there has been a series of murders around town.”
Guy 2: “I heard Dave fucked your wife.”
Guy 1 is now angry and asks our bard to kill Dave for a price. Our bard is flustered and refuses the offer while our rogue bursts down the tavern door and yells across the room.
Rogue: “AYO, I HEARD DAVE FUCKED YOUR WIFE.”
Guy 1 is fuming but the rogue offers to help kill Dave. Our barbarian then charges in.
Barbarian: “HEY, I HEARD DAVE FUCKED YOUR WIFE.”
Guy 1 is absolutely furious but both the rogue and the barbarian are able to get some information about Dave. As they leave the tavern to complete their new quest, the barbarian asks the rogue for a gold coin.
Barbarian: “I turn to the next customer coming into the tavern and ask them to yell ‘I heard Dave fucked your wife’ and hand them the gold coin.”
★ Road trips with the Paladins featuring: Shiro and Coran’s horrible taste in music, Allura’s fascination/need to stop at every tourist attraction, Hunk’s fear of running out of gas in the middle of nowhere, Pidge making the team stop in most towns and cities to go Pokémon hunting, and Keith and Lance desperately trying to find some time alone with each other whenever they can
☆ Lance has a very pretty singing voice - Sometimes when Keith can’t sleep Lance will sing him lullabies until they both fall asleep
★ Keith has made a list of songs Lance is banned from playing on car rides - Lance once tried to play one of the banned songs and was consequently kicked out of Keith’s car and told to walk home
☆ Lance loves to tease Keith about his emo phase ○ One Christmas Lance gave Keith The Black Parade on vinyl and he cried
★ Lance always pretends to be suave but in reality the very second Keith so much as speaks he’s a blushing and stuttering mess OH MY LORD
☆ Keith doesn’t let Lance have coffee because it makes him too jittery and hyper - Before the ban Lance once tried to drink a whole pot of coffee which was not a fun experience for him or Keith
★ Lance has injured himself while trying to flirt with Keith no less than eight times - Keith’s personal favourite was when Lance thought it was a good idea to climb some scaffolding to reach his second story apartment window and ask him out to dinner. This stunt resulted in several stitches and a broken arm
Singer, songwriter and actress Rita Ora will perform the Oscar-nominated song “Grateful” at the 87th Oscars, show producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron announced today. The Oscars, hosted by Neil Patrick Harris, will air on Sunday, February 22, live on ABC.
“Grateful,” written by Diane Warren for the film Beyond the Lights, is nominated for Original Song. This marks Warren’s seventh Oscar nomination in the category. The four other nominated songs are “Everything Is Awesome” from The Lego Movie, “Glory” from Selma, “I’m Not Gonna Miss You” from Glen Campbell…I’ll Be Me and “Lost Stars” from Begin Again.
Ora dominated the U.K. charts with her first and certified platinum album “Ora” (2012), which included the number one singles “R.I.P.,” “How We Do (Party)” and “Hot Right Now.” Currently featured on the smash single “Black Widow,” with fellow superstar Iggy Azalea, Ora is readying her second full-length album, to be released this spring. She will appear in a number of upcoming films, including the highly anticipated 50 Shades of Grey and Jake Gyllenhaal’s Southpaw to be released in July.
The 87th Oscars will be held on Sunday, February 22, 2015, at the Dolby Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center in Hollywood, and will be televised live on the ABC Television Network at 7 p.m. ET/4 p.m. PT.