lillelullaby  asked:

Hey, could you maybe update the wrong number tag? If I see it right, it hasn't been updated in 11 months, so that should be possible, right?

as long as the most recent post hits 3 months, you’re golden!

Shut up and listen. by skyblue993 (7/? | 11,685 | R)

Stiles gets drunk at some party and he ends up dialing his ex-boyfriend’s number. (Or at least that’s what he thinks.)

Try Not To Suck by BulletBlaze (1/1 | 2,500 | PG13)

The phone was snatched by his hand in less than a second, almost creaking under the strength of his grip.
-She’s my girlfriend.
-Was my girlfriend.
And with that, Stiles felt the anger slip out of him, reluctantly making way for sympathy and exhaustion. He slumped down to the floor, back against his bed as he debated what to say. If he should even say anything.
Eventually, he settled for a simple,
-Damn, sorry.
That felt too insincere, so he added,
-That hardcore sucks, bro.
That felt even worse.

Oops by chasing_the_sterek (2/2 | 2,555 | PG13)

Stiles meant to call Scott.

Keyword: meant.

S U M M E R 1 7 P L A Y L I S T

Swim good- Frank Ocean
Don’t touch my hair- Solange
Baby boy- Childish Gambino
Self Control- Frank Ocean
Electric Relaxation- ATCQ
Sunday Candy- Donnie trumpet & the social experiment
Woman- Harry Styles
Pink matter- Frank Ocean
Biking- Frank Ocean
Don’t- Bryson Tiller
The Louvre- Lorde
Supermodel- SZA
Wild Thoughts- Rihanna, Bryson Tiller
Mabidda Riddim- Drake
Redemption- Drake
Writer in the dark- Lorde
Drew Barrymore- SZA
Shining- Beyoncé, jay z
Blem- Drake
Party Monster- The Weeknd
No Makeup (her vice) - Kendrick Lamar
She - Tyler the Creator
Forest Green- Odd Future
High by the Beach- Lana del Rey
This is what makes us girls- Lana del Rey
Good to Love- FKA twigs
Bad at Love- Halsey
Location- Khalid
Father Stretch my hands- Kanye West
Super Rich Kids- frank ocean
Pink + White- Frank Ocean
Blue Velvet- Lana del Rey
The space program- ATCQ
White teeth teens- Lorde
A world alone- Lorde
Bad Liar- Selena Gomez
Baby Blue- Action Bronson, Chance the rapper

Boredom- Tyler the Creator I ain’t got time- Tyler the Creator https://open.spotify.com/user/lilalalalay/playlist/70J7R6SwBtUUkIl8Fm3gLN
drinks from the simpsons rated

bart’s hot cocoa marshmallow

is it still technically a drink? who cares! grampa wanted a slice and i do too 10/10


i’m still waiting for some artisanal craft beer company to crowdfund the actualisation of skittlebrau 9/10


brittle bones are a small price to pay for all that vitamin r 7/10

the all-syrup super squishee

this drink comes with consequences. are you prepared for what that might mean? 5/10

shelbyville turnip juice

turnip juice is a real thing apparently? who looked at a turnip and wanted to drink it? 3/10

homer’s morning glass of syrup

my teeth are crying 0/10

marge’s homemade pepsi

an undefinable and unknowable entity ?/10

lays liquid potato chips

i’ve got questions and they’re all about how i can forget i ever had to think about this 0/10

worcestershire flavoured soft drink

carbonated worcestershire is truly a cursed concept 0/10

a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat

the bartender requires you to sign a waiver before he serves you. this drink takes you to a strange new place where the man whose hat you are drinking from tells you the meaning of life in a way you are never able to articulate after you regain consciousness number eight/10


>> g r i m o i r e , pgs. 1-7, 11-13

    I’m excited to show the first few pages of my grimoire! Most of this is regular correspondence and information that I piled together, and it’s still growing– (That’s why there’s a lot of index cards in this baby). The first page is draw with gold as well, which charged it in an interesting way! 

( i love tiny sketchbooks, they’re travel light and It lets me practice tiny handwriting!)

If ya’ll would love to see more, let me know!

(( credit to @teacupsandcauldrons for some of the correspondences!

Reasons why you should date a girl with chub

1) v soft n v cute
2) lots of skin so lots of tickles
3) did I mention soft?
4) big jumpers for smol partners
5) thighs for days
6) bellies r cute
7) warm hugs
8) funny faces if squished
9) girls w/ chub r cute end of story
10) also curvy as heck so niiiice
11) bouncy
12) soft n cute
13) we have good jumpers
14) because we’re people and we deserve to be loved

Love is a verb. Love – the feeling – is the fruit of love the verb or our loving actions. So love… Sacrifice… Listen… Empathize. Appreciate. Affirm…
—  Stephen R. Covey, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People

May 1 - May 15, 1957 ☭ – R-7 rocket being prepared for its first test launch, and the first launch from the Baikonur Cosmodrome. A fire broke out on the Blok D booster, causing it to separate from the rest of the rocket 88 seconds into the launch. The launch vehicle was destroyed, but the data gained from the test was valuable. Only 3 months later did another R-7 put Sputnik into orbit.


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