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drinks from the simpsons rated

bart’s hot cocoa marshmallow

is it still technically a drink? who cares! grampa wanted a slice and i do too 10/10


i’m still waiting for some artisanal craft beer company to crowdfund the actualisation of skittlebrau 9/10


brittle bones are a small price to pay for all that vitamin r 7/10

the all-syrup super squishee

this drink comes with consequences. are you prepared for what that might mean? 5/10

shelbyville turnip juice

turnip juice is a real thing apparently? who looked at a turnip and wanted to drink it? 3/10

homer’s morning glass of syrup

my teeth are crying 0/10

marge’s homemade pepsi

an undefinable and unknowable entity ?/10

lays liquid potato chips

i’ve got questions and they’re all about how i can forget i ever had to think about this 0/10

worcestershire flavoured soft drink

carbonated worcestershire is truly a cursed concept 0/10

a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat

the bartender requires you to sign a waiver before he serves you. this drink takes you to a strange new place where the man whose hat you are drinking from tells you the meaning of life in a way you are never able to articulate after you regain consciousness number eight/10

Reasons why you should date a girl with chub

1) v soft n v cute
2) lots of skin so lots of tickles
3) did I mention soft?
4) big jumpers for smol partners
5) thighs for days
6) bellies r cute
7) warm hugs
8) funny faces if squished
9) girls w/ chub r cute end of story
10) also curvy as heck so niiiice
11) bouncy
12) soft n cute
13) we have good jumpers
14) because we’re people and we deserve to be loved


NarutoWeek2017 day three + four: Favorite fight + arc

↳ Team 7 vs. Haku and Zabuza (Land of Waves arc)

When a person has something important they want to protect.. that’s when they can become truly strong.


>> g r i m o i r e , pgs. 1-7, 11-13

    I’m excited to show the first few pages of my grimoire! Most of this is regular correspondence and information that I piled together, and it’s still growing– (That’s why there’s a lot of index cards in this baby). The first page is draw with gold as well, which charged it in an interesting way! 

( i love tiny sketchbooks, they’re travel light and It lets me practice tiny handwriting!)

If ya’ll would love to see more, let me know!

i wish the naruto anime ended with a team 7 moment instead of a marraige :// this story wasn’t about naruhina, it was abt naruto and his journey with bonds, goals and never giving up. i really wish it ended with naruto’s most important people – the actual main characters – the people he’s valued and cherished since he was 12. rly disappointed in sp again. tbh the anime should’ve ended at ch. 699, a team 7 moment instead of of a marraige, or chp. 698


the calendar // panic! at the disco

This has got to be the scene where Jon finds out that Ned isn’t his real Dad, right? I mean, R+L=J complicates Jon’s claim to the North and Littlefinger is the ultimate shitstirrer (he’s hinted that he knows there’s more to Jon’s parentage than Ned’s “dalliance.”) Sansa, of course, is what Baelish wants so using this reveal to get her to challenge Jon’s claim both sours the half-siblings relationship and potentially puts Sansa in charge. Total douche move but why would we want it any other way? Give me the Drama!