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anonymous asked:

"eleven years of friendship and i still don't know" Voltron. brotp Pidge and Lance!!!!

Ooooohhh I’m gonna make this a modern au, kind of! With mythics and whatnot!
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Lance circled the cove quietly, tail causing ripples in the water as he waited. Soon enough, he heard the powerful swish swish of flapping wings decending into the nearby rocks. “Pidge!” He trilled joyfully, the young Avian female scrambling over to the pool where the Merman waited excitedly.
“Eleven years of friendship and I still don’t know how you get here before I do. And I come in from the sky!” Pidge huffed, setting down her bag and rummaging through it. “It’s called excellent swimming and flexibility, my dear featherbrain.” Lance explained haughtily. “Please tell me you brought more of that whipped cream stuff!” He switched to whining quite quickly, pulling himself onto the sandy bank a little more.
Pidge smiled. “Of course I did!” Her golden brown and white speckled feathers settled onto her back as she pulled out a can of instant whipped cream, the blue scaled Mer having become fascinated with the treat only a few weeks ago.
“I’m surprised you’ve kept me secret for do long. Your flock must worry about where you disappear to so often.” Lance hummed, happily squirting some of the sugary cream into his mouth. “I’m surprised nobody’s noticed! You’d think Matt or Shiro would notice, but no, still oblivious.” Pidge huffed, hair floofing in agitation.
A clawed, webbed hand patted her knee reassuringly. “Well, secret or not, I’m glad we met. If you hadn’t saved me from that netting back then… I’d be one dead fish.” Lance shuddered at the memory, a tale for another time. Pidge shrugged noncommittally. “It reminded me of when Shiro got snagged by the Galra’s air traps. I couldn’t let it happen again, even if the Mer and the Avians are supposed to be enemies.” She sighed, opening a wing to shield him from the sunlight peeking through the clouds.
Lance patted her knee again. “Avian or not, I could never hate you, Pidgey.”
His feathery friend smiled. “Same here, Lance.”
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I might make this a series if you guys want? It’s more than just Avians and Mer, there are other Mythics like vampires (Keith), Nagas (Galra), Centaurs (Hunk), Witches (Allura and Coran) etc…. It’d mostly be small little shorts like this, and I have ideas for it, like Shiro finding Lance, Keith and Hunk being friends, the war between species…..etc etc :)
Let me know if you’d like that!

aLRIGHT AU TIME

Lance pokes fun of Shiro being a merman (not an actual merman unfortunately), and pidge and hunk, defending their father’s honour, dares lance to take some of Shiro’s classes (he teaches people how to become merppl n all that w allura). 

Lance takes the dare and finds out this guy from one of his classes, whom he has a one-sided rivalry with, goes for mermaid lessons as well and *insert oh no he’s hot moment here*

anyway there’s lots of pining and swimming and mermaids and keith being obsessed with the mythical merpeople n lance finding it endearing as hell

[edit:] I’m not planning to write this however I will be building upon this au If you wanna write this or whatever could you link it to me? I wanna see it :D

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My heart is pierced by Cupid;

I disdain all glittering gold.

There is nothing can console me

But my jolly sailor bold.
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I’m trying to fight my art block and I received some lovely suggestions I’m going to draw.

Mer!Hanzo and Pirate!McCree was one of these.
@rebeza and @finchworks are my inspirations and I look up to their designs and AUs ‘cause wow.

Have you ever seen a prettier Hanzo?

I jumped on board the mermaid au but i made it shance kek 

This au has lance being an alien mermaid(man??) who was taken from his home and put into an exotic creatures exhibit (so basically a zoo) >>

So for the time being Voltron is formed (allura pilots the blue lion for the time being, but blue is constantly telling her she wants “her pilot” whatever that means) and during a mission to free the aliens and creatures in the zoo Shiro comes across Lance’s display, and lance is all like “ Heeeeey look at this nice piece of meat i like this…whatever this is” and shiro’s like “Hot damn this dude is cute shit”

so shiro pushes the gay thoughts aside and comes in like “Im a paladin of voltron here to save you!! …..how do i get you out….” 

lets just say it ends up with shiro busting the glass open and getting completely soaked ^^’ 

Anyways Lance is just like “My hero~ Please get me out of here now “


Sooo yea By then all the aliens are free’d and shiro comes back to the castle-ship with lance still in his arms cause of course he’s gonna make the MERMAID FUCKING WALK and then introduces him to everyone and whoops blue screams at allura like “THATS MY PILOT GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE”

and thats as far as i got >< I still have alot of shit i wanna do for this au ^ 3^ feel free to send me idea kek i love drawing mermaid lance and like im just super gay for shance anyway lelelelel