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V O R E T H E B R E A D M A N

a n D  T H E Y  D O N T S  T O  P   CO M I N G 

SVT  -  crush jihoon

Originally posted by fyboyfriendsvt

summary- staying up all night to complete an essay isn’t easy, especially when you have #1 crush™ Lee Jihoon by your side ღ

genre; fluffity fluff fluff fluff too much fluff like a pillow……capisce

a/n: oh my gos sometimes im so soft for all the boys especially this one jeejssjhjs also thank you to @kpop-lifeeeee for requesting! you asked for puns and now you’re gonna get puns

man im a good 0.6 feet taller than him if he mistakes me for mingyu and hits me with a guitar i am fighting back i do not care hOLD ME BACK 

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-so

-high school

-what an amazing

-im not going to complete the rest of that sentence because 

-h i g h    s c h o o l     i s     s h i t  

-well…not for everyone

-yeah actually for everyone

-including you!

-what made this slightly better 

-was the fact that you had a crush on this kid called jihoon

-small adorable and so cute

-did i mention small adorable and cute yeah i just did 

-just wanna one cement that in ya brains

-so yeah 

-jihoon=cute adorable small kid

-but apart from being cute

-he was savage af too

-so one time this kid was picking on him

-and so he just

-”you know i thought it was impossible to see someone with little brain capacity…to actually be able to talk to me….but i guess you proved that wrong”

-”what did you say?”

-”im going to say this very slowly so you can understand……you’re dumb”

-*inhales*

-….

-*boi*

-if anyone gets that reference i love you

-anyways

-you somehow found a friend in Jihoon

-in science class you two were put together on a table

-and you two instantly connected

-how?

-comic books are a fundamental way to keep a friendship 

-and to start one too

-everything was going great actually!

-out of class you two would high five each other

-the high fives would become more complex as the days rolled over

-the teachers got really tired of it

-”mr lee and miss y/l/n please get  t o  c l a s s   a l r e a d y”

-ah the good thing about being friends with Jihoon is that 

-the little crush you got on him became bigger

-bad news it looks like he had eyes for another girl

-oops

-that was about to change though,,,,,

-because

-OBLIGATORY SCIENCE ESSAY BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT IN PAIRS

-oh yes

-so because you and jihoon were sitting next to each other

-it was only right to make you two a pair

-the science essay you were given was on cars and catalytic converters and particles and how not to run in the middle of a road on a motorway even though you were so close to doing that anyways and stuff

-something you both hated

-w h y    c o u l d n ‘ t   y o u    t w o   g e t    t h e   e s s a y   o n   s u g a r   

-because every time jihoon looked at you 

-he was sure that you were giving him a hypothetical form of diabetes cause boIIII

-you were so sweet to him and he thought you looked sweet too

-aAAAWWWW

-so out of the blue he asked if you two could work on it at your place

-so of course you said yeah

-you had to get your parents out the house

-luckily they were on a holiday 

-THANK GOD

-so the day came

-but….he was a little late

-like

-5 hours late

-you didn’t mind though

-”just a question why are you so late???”

-”oh yeah i was doing the essay”

-”lee jihoon say w h a t”

-”yeah…i know you wanted to do this together…but we technically did……well the notes yeah but…yeah”

-you noticed that he was saying yeah a lot

-was he….nervous? for something?

-who fuckin knew

-yeah i do 

-lemme say this slowly

-he

-likes

-you

-like proper crush

-like you

-so yeah

-you two went up to your room

-and you were just sitting at your desk

-when mr lee

-pulled up a chair

-sat beside you

-and placed his head on your shoulder

-looking over your work

-but then again

-”hey your hair smells nice”

-”hmm? oh thanks??”

-and all of a sudden he just started to nuzzle into your neck like a cat would and he was smiling

-like

-jihoon=cat???

-conflicted but blushing like mad

-like you know how people in anime..when they’re embarrassed or something sometimes their head comically explode?

-that was you half the time he was there

-in retaliation to his little nuzzle thing

-your other hand reached up and just stroked his face

-ok 

-jihoon=cat confirmed

-and out of the blue he just held it there with his hand

-it was so quiet 

-but peaceful and nice

-after a while he walked over to your bed and sat down

-”why don’t you take a break?”

-”yeah in a minute lemme just finish this sentence…i’m nearly done anyways so i might as well complete it..”

-cue the cutest fucking pout in history

-it was like he needed to tell you something but you know

-you weren’t the studious type but whenever you had the urge to do something 

-you were going to fucking complete it 

-and so you did

-by 11 you were finished and wanted to die!! YAY

-when you finished you flopped onto your bed

-but when you did

-jihoon moved over to where you were

-placing your head on his lap

-you on the outside: Σ(・ω・ノ)ノ!

-you on the inside: Σ(✧ω✧ノ)ノ!

-oh boy were you taken back by this little action

-you didn’t question any of his actions actually

-it was….spontaneous

-so you just let it slide

-”hey wanna hear a really bad pun?”

-”sure”

-”did you hear what the grater said to the mozzarella after going on a date?”

-”what did it say?”

-”I know it’s cheesy but I feel grate.”

-”wow that was bad…i have an even worse one.”

-”alright the stage is yours!”

-”roses are red..”

-ok

-”violet’s aren’t blue”

-wait what

-”they’re fucking violet…as in the colour violet…”

-oh ok back on

-”i don’t know where this is going so here i go i like you…? a lot…?”

-n a n i 

-n a n I

-n a N I 

-n A N I 

-N A N I 

-N A N I 

-ok calm down y/n this must be a cute lil joke

-”…..was there a punchline to that pun…is it there….or am i just not getting the joke overall?”

-”….it wasn’t a joke”

-N A N I 

-”it wasn’t?”

-you sit up to look at him

-and damn

-he being serious

-y/n just say it if he said it

-ok you were just going to straight up say hey i like you can i kiss you now but no 

-you classy 

-you sassy too

-sometimes

-”alright i have one more…”

-”hit me”

-”why did i cross the road?”

-”i dunno why did you cross the road”

-”to get to the person who stole my heart”

-“oh ok”

-”knock knock”

-”who’s there”

-”hi can i have my heart back”

-SMOOTH 

-a smile appeared on his lips 

-he hid his face and fell back

-you just laughed because 1. you just confessed that you liked him too

-and 2. you didn’t know where that came from but that was SMOO T H 

-when will i ever do that to me crush

-anyway

-he really couldn’t get over how smooth you were

-like damn

-smoooooooth

-he then replied with a brazen

-”if you want your heart back then come over here”

-now….he was being the greasy smooth one 

-so you moved up

-“closer”

-you moved closer

-”and again come on”

-smart fuckin mouth

-you did again

-you were quiet closer to him

-and your cheeks just radiated light and colour

-as in you looked like you just put a fuck tonne of blusher and highlighter on your cheeks

-”liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit closer?”

-oh come on you were pretty much face to face and your torsos were nearly in contact how closer do you want y/n to be?!

-you moved just that little bit closer

-and all you could hear was jihoon saying

-”perfect”

-then bam

-wam bam hot diggidy damn 

-he just

-pulled you closer

-and

-then

-kissed

-you

-wow smooth 

-the kiss was pretty long

-and after you realised what he was doing you kissed back

-aww high school sweethearts

-you’re now dating a super high school level smart mouth who actually loves you bless up 


“you know you could of just asked for a kiss?”

“yeah but where’s the fun in that?”

“i don’t–”

“fine can i have another kiss?”

“no first you gotta give me my hEA R T    B A CK”

“N E V E R”

8

she wasn’t interested in telling
other people’s f u t u r e s
 she was interested in going out
and finding h e r own

 lee ji eun as b l u e  s a r g e n t — the raven cycle

1. hwanhee pulls out chair

2. sunyoul tries to do that thing where you steal ur friend’s seat as a joke but he fails and ends up on the floor laughing

3. hwANhEe pANIc MOde “oh god are you okay I DIDN’T SEE YOU I’M SO SORRY LET ME HUG YOU”

4. we actually get to hear sunyoul’s real voice !!! even though he’s screaming “AHH IT HURTS”

  • When a group I like comes to KCON LA or NY in my home country and I have to miss it: "Oh well. I'll catch them next time."
  • When NCT comes to KCON in MEXICO and I have to miss it: "I CANT BELIEVE *flips table* THEY'RE GONNA BE SO CLOSE *cries* AND I HAVE TO *has a literal meltdown* MISS THEM!!! *screams for eternity* I'LL NEVER GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO SEE THEM *dramatically falls to the floor wailing* EVER AGAIN!!!!"

random insubstantial leebury doodle bc i haven’t drawn them in a while,,,, charles thinks samuel is cute with his scarf and all but he’s not saying anything. wuss