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“whatever happened to normal fucking names?!”

lol shut up

your partner’s name is ‘locus’

you’re fighting a war on behalf of a covetous megalomaniac you knew as the name “control” for most of the job, you’re honestly sticking with it because you have fun dicking around killing people, and you deal with alien technology on a daily basis

you don’t get to complain about the lack of normal in your life