quoting star trek

my favourite lines from star trek tos
  • “What are you? What are those?” “I call them ears.” “Are you trying to be funny?” “NEVER”
  • “We’re going nowhere mighty fast”
  • “The Garden of Eden was..just outside Moscow”
  • “Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder” *pinches the guy’s neck*
  • “I’m a doctor, not an escalator!”
  • “Sometimes I think if I hear that word ‘frequency’ once more, I’ll cry.”
  • “Logic, logic, I’m sick to death of logic!”
  • “That was in the late 1960s” “Apparently captain, so are we” *zoom in on Kirk’s face* “WHAT?!”
  • “He had too much happiness”
  • that scene in The Trouble with Tribbles when Scotty told Chekov that vodka is for babies and real men drink only scotch
  • “How do Vulcans choose their mates? Haven’t you wondered?” *awkward silence* “I guess the rest of us assume that it’s done quite..logically
  • “Captain, you make a very convincing Nazi” *theatrically offended face*
  • “Please, Spock, do me a favor and don’t say it’s fascinating…” “No. But it is…interesting
  • “Lieutenant Sulu..is chasing a crewman..with a sword??”
  • *three witches appear and curse them* “Spock, comment.” “Very bad poetry, captain.” “…” “A more..useful comment, Mr. Spock.”
  • “What is that? Is that a uniform of some kind?” “This little thing? Just something I slipped on” *flutters eyelashes*
  • “Captain’s log, stardate… Armageddon” *cue dramatic music*