quoting star trek

  • Spock: This is my sister, Michael.
  • Jim: Okay, so, question; your sister is human.
  • Spock: That was not a question.
  • Jim: She's not really your sister.
  • Spock: Not biologially-
  • Jim: I have all the answers I need. How many children has your father adopted?
  • Spock: I stopped counting after the third.
  • Jim: WTF can he adopt me too?
  • Sarek: *pops out of nowhere with adoption papers* Yes I can.