Gotta Go Fast
Overview: Sam helps the reader work on her cardio… “helps.”
Characters: SamxReader, Dean being snarky on the side
Word Count: 1,526
Warnings: mild language, tomatoes, running (always a warning), fluffy fluff
A/N: This was written for @pinknerdpanda‘s Birthday Celebration Challenge. The happiest of birthdays to you, my lovely sunflower! My prompt was: I think running is wrong, unless professionally or as a child. I picked this prompt because it resonates within the depths of my soul. Hope you like how all the crazy turned out, Manda ;) (And, as always, special thanks to my letter checkers @wheresthekillswitch & @hannahindie. I would be lost without them.)
“Dean, I’m telling you, a tomato is a fruit.”
Dean scoffed, “Please. A tomato goes in salad. Salad is rabbit food. Rabbit food is vegetables. It’s a logic circle, Y/N.” He spun his finger in the air to emphasize his geometric statement.
I pushed my mug back and leaned forward on my elbows, “So if it goes in salad, it’s a vegetable? Hands down. No exceptions.”
Dean nodded and took a bite of his scrambled eggs.
“Then explain strawberries in salad. Or, better yet, fruit salad.”
He paused mid chew, took a moment to let my statement sink in, then pointed his fork at me, “Momentary transformation.”
“So now we have a food identity crisis on our hands?”
“Y/N, I’m telling you-”
“Hey guys.” Sam briskly walked into the kitchen, his entrance stopping Dean from continuing to defend his non-existent correlation.