quotes season 9

You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.
—  How I Met Your Mother, Season 9, Episode 21: “Gary Blauman”

Rupaul : So, who broke the coffee machine ? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Peppermint : I did. I broke it.

Rupaul : No you didn’t.

Rupaul : Aja ?

Aja : Don’t look at me! Look at Trinity!

Trinity : What! I didn’t break it!

Aja : Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken ?

Trinity : Becaus it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Aja : Suspicious.

Trinity : No it’s not!

Nina : If it matters… probably not… but Valentina was the last one to use it.

Valentina : Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Nina : Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Valentina : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Nina!

Peppermint : Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Rupual.

Rupaul : No. Who broke it ?

Alexis : *Whispering* Shea has been awfuly quiet.

Shea : Really ?!

Everyone : *Fighting in the background*

Rupaul : I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Rupaul : I predict in ten minutes from now they’ll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick…

Rupaul : Good, It was getting a little chummy around here…

The Signs as Quotes from Season 9 of Drag Race
  • Capricorn : "I was whispering that I wanted Blac Chyna and I'm VERY upset"
  • Aries : The whole "Valentina, your smile is beautiful!" speech
  • Taurus : "Can I take a smoke break?"
  • Gemini : "This year's Miss Congeniality is.... Valentina!"
  • Cancer : "You don't love me"
  • Pisces : "*Farrah Moan crying noise*"
  • Leo : "Farrah Moan, shut up"
  • Virgo : "*Sasha Velour screaming*"
  • Libra : "I'm sorry I insinuated that you were a prostitute"
  • Scorpio : "WHY ARE Y'ALL ACTING NEW"
  • Sagittarius : "Pillsbury called, they want their rolls back"
  • Aquarius : "*Any time Nina Bonina Brown says the other queens were plotting against her*"

Bates Motel 1.02 l 5.09 “My dad, he taught me this meditation where first you imagine your spirit rising up out of your body, then out of your house. out of your town, out of the sky, like a golden light zooming and growing, out into, and even past, the universe. And from that point, you look back and you realize how small you are in the world. Don’t you feel like that up here, Norman?”