quotes by tom

  • Wade: [to the Avengers] Oh my God! You guys found me, I'm- wait. How did you guys find me?
  • Peter: You hadn’t done anything super annoying for, like, five hours, so we knew something was wrong.
Just because it has a star on it doesn’t mean it belongs on the top of the Christmas tree. Bucky GET YOUR ARM DOWN FROM THERE!
—  Steve Rogers (probably in the future)
In Denial - Part 1

[It has come to Sherlock’s attention that he may have a crush on Molly. He isn’t taking it well]



Sherlock(storming towards his next class) : Oh no, I am not going through this. You do not like the girl. You do NOT like the girl! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!

[He reaches the steps just as Tom and Greg pass by, deep in conversation]

Tom : …I’m just saying, Molly is pretty cute.

Sherlock(wheeling around to glare at him) : Cute? She’s the reason faces were invented!

2

Tina: Our photo op with the President is tomorrow at 3 p.m., so I’m gonna need your suggestions about my wardrobe asap.
Queenie: I told you: gold sequin sweatpants.

(Parks and Recreation; Season 2, Episode 5: Sister City) 

A mashup for every episode (11/125) 

  • other actors: While I did love working on that film, and I will always love the character I got to play, I do want to distance myself from that franchise. I don't want to be known for that role alone, I want to be known for all my projects!
  • tom felton: I!!! AM!!! DRACO!!! FUCKING!!! MALFOY!!!! how DARE yoU INSOLENT MUGGLE FUCKS!!! I MUST GO BEFORE I AM LATE FOR POTIONS SLYTHERIN FOR LIFE HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! POTTER!!! WHAT THE EVERLOVING F U C K MY FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS
  • Peter: Will you drive me to the mall?
  • Tony: What did Steve say?
  • Peter: He said no.
  • Tony: Then why would I allow you?
  • Peter: He's not the boss of you.
  • Tony: [internally] This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap
  • Voldemort: What have I to fear?
  • Harry: Dumbledore’s Army. It’s what we call ourselves. Sorta like a team. Protectors of Hogwarts type thing.
  • Voldemort: Yes. I’ve met them
  • Harry: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction I’ll give you that one. But let’s do a head count here. Me, the Boy-Who-Lived. The brightest witch of our age, living legend who kinda lives up to the legend. A woman with breathtaking bat-bogey hexing issues. A couple of pyromaniacs and YOU, big fella, you’ve managed to piss off every single one of them.
  • Voldemort: I have an army!
  • Harry: We have McGonagall.
  • Peter: Don't say a word!
  • Wade: ....fergalicious.
  • Peter: I said no words!
  • Wade: Oh, I see how it is. Two weeks ago, playing Scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now it is. How convenient for you.
I gave myself permission to care, because there are a lot of people in this world who are afraid of caring, who are afraid of showing they care because it’s uncool. It’s uncool to have passion. It’s so much easier to lose when you’ve shown everyone how much you don’t care if you win or lose. It’s much harder to lose when you show that you care, but you’ll never win unless you also stand to lose. I’ve said it before. Don’t be afraid of your passion, give it free reign, and be honest and work hard and it will all turn out just fine.