quotes and quips

VLD Season 2 in a Nutshell
  • Haggar: My lord, you're killing the druids with this overtime.
  • Zarkon: Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if you'd just do your jobs right and make Shiro give me my lion back!
  • Haggar: Sir, we can DRAIN Voltron's LIFE FORCE. You don't need the lion.
  • Zarkon: Now look what you've done, I'm resorting to punching my own soldiers into walls because you're all so useless.
  • Haggar: My lord, Commander Thace is a spy! Are...are you even listening?!
  • Zarkon: I can't hear you over the sound of me calling the Black Lion!
  • Haggar: You literally broke up ten thousand years ago, move on already.
Endless Writing Possiblities For “Said”...

acknowledged            added            admitted            admonished            affected            agreed            allowed            amplified            announced            answered            apologized            articulated            asked            assured            avowed            backpedaled            barked            began            begged            bellowed            blathered            bleated            boasted            breathed            burped            burst out            cackled            cajoled            calculated            called            chanted            chastised            chattered            cheered            chimed in            chirped            choked out            chuckled            clarified            coaxed            commanded            commented            complained            complimented            concluded            concurred            confided            confirmed            conjugated            contemplated            contended            continued            conversed            conveyed            cooed            corrected            coughed            counted            cracked (joked)            cried            croaked            crowed            cursed            declaimed            declared            demanded            denied            dictated            digressed            disagreed            disclosed            discoursed            drummed in            echoed            elucidated            embellished            emoted            emphasized            ended            enlightened            enthused            enunciated            exaggerated            exclaimed            explained            explicated            expounded            expressed            extemporized            exulted            fabricated            fibbed            finished            fired back            flattered            flirted            flung            foreshadowed            forewarned            formulated            fumed            gasped            giggled            gloated            goaded            grated            ground out            growled            grumbled            grunted            guessed            gushed            harangued            hinted            hissed            hollered            howled            huffed            hurled back            implied            importuned            informed            injected            inquired            insinuated            instigated            instructed            insulted            interjected            interpreted            interrogated            interrupted            intoned            joked            joshed            jumped in            justified            kidded            laughed            lectured            lied            mentioned            mimicked            mocked            mumbled            murmured            muttered            nagged            narrated            noted            noticed            objected            offered            opined            ordered            outlined            paraphrased            placated            pointed out            pondered aloud            pouted            praised            predicted            preened            presented            prevaricated            proclaimed            professed            projected            promised            pronounced            proposed            provided            punned            purred            pursued            put forth            queried            questioned            quipped            quoted            raged            rambled            rapped            rationalized            ratted            raved            read            recalled            recounted            reiterated            related            remarked            repeated            replied            reported            responded            restated            retold            retorted            reviewed            rhymed            ribbed            riddled            riposted            roared            rolled onward            rumbled            sang            scolded            screamed            screeched            shared            shouted            sighed            signed (as in sign language)            simpered            simplified            snapped            sneered            sniffled            sniped            snipped            snitched            snorted            sobbed            soothed            spat            spewed            spoke            sputtered            squawked            squeaked            stammered            started            stated            stressed            stuttered            submitted            suggested            supplied            swore            taunted            teased            temporized            thought            threatened            thundered            toasted            told            translated            trumpeted            twittered            uttered            vented            verbalized            verified            vocalized            volunteered            voted            vowed            wailed            warbled            warned            wept            wheedled            wheezed            whimpered            whined            whispered            wondered            yapped            yawned            yelled            yelped            yodeled            zigzagged(verbally)            zinged

Letterkenny. (I seriously have no idea how the fuck they did this)
  • Dary: Attention
  • Wayne: An amateur MMA asshole asks you to engage in aggressive altercation.
  • D: Bullshit.
  • W: Bopped you so bad in the beans you were beyond ass-backwards. No blood, albeit bloody brutal.
  • D: Clunk.
  • W: Clunked your carriage, clipped your canopy, caught your conscious with a carefully concocted combative cuffing.
  • D: Dink.
  • W: Decked you defiantly.
  • D: Easy.
  • W: Ended your efficiently.
  • D: Fuckin-
  • W: Fucked your face up from front to Finland in a fairly unfair fashion unfortunately for females.
  • D: Goof.
  • W: So you got up, gathered your goods, guts and gonads, got after the goofy goon, gave glory a good go.
  • (Rock music)
  • D: Have at 'er.
  • W: Hucked a haymaker.
  • D: Instantly.
  • W: Irked the idiot.
  • D: Jack ass.
  • W: Out-juked the jerk, out-jabbed the joker, out-jammed the juice head.
  • D: K.
  • W: King-Kong threw a karate kick that kinda caught you in the kisser.
  • D: Loser.
  • W: But that legend lady luck was lingering and left only a lovely little lump on your lip.
  • D: Mint.
  • W: But maybe mention you may use MMA, Mr. Muay Thai.
  • D: Nincompoop.
  • W: Knees are unnecessary.
  • D: Over it.
  • W: Okay onwards.
  • D: Please.
  • W: You out-punched the prick, out-played the peasant, pushed proper pugnacity on the pinhead, left him praying for peace while Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
  • D: Quickly.
  • W: He got queasy, wanted to quit, folks were quoted as quietly quipping. He looked like a quirky, quackish queen on Quaaludes.
  • D: Right.
  • W: Roughed up the rook. Wrecked his reality. Ruined his rep.
  • D: Superb.
  • W: You socked the sucker. Slammed the Sally. Secured the scuffle by successfully out-scrappin the skirt.
  • D: Tremendous.
  • W: You took over the tiff. Out tangled the toddler. Tough titties on that trade, you twit. No truce.
  • D: Unreal.
  • W: Utterly.
  • D: Violent.
  • W: Very.
  • D: Wonderful.
  • W: Ah, Whatever.
  • D: Exceptional.
  • W: Exactly.
  • D: Yup.
  • W: Yup.
  • (Awkward silence)
  • D: Zebra?
  • W: Zip it.
We like to call it ‘territorial male nonsense,’“ Aelin confided. "Or 'territorial Fae bastard’ works just as nicely.” The Fae Prince coughed pointedly behind her. The queen looked over a shoulder, brows raised. “Am I forgetting another term of endearment?”
—  Empire of Stormes; Sarah J Maas

When I expressed great admiration for his own playing, he confessed with graceful modesty that he had ‘no idea’ what he does while playing the guitar. Harrison is easily among the very best rock guitarists along with Page, Winter, Allman, Clapton and Hendrix. George’s modest comments reinforce some similar statements he has made, including the idea that the further advanced one becomes, the less that person knows, and, 'If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there.’ […]

Harrison peppered our conversation with humorous observations and jokes, providing a refreshing diversion from the esoteric musical and philosophical subjects we focused on. Together with his immersion into Hindu philosophy, he was clearly a street-wise person who had been catapulted into the upper echelons of world society.

At one point, Harrison mischievously teased me about my preference for computer instruments with his famous accent: 'But can you get horny playing a computer?’ indicating that this was one of the joys of playing rock guitar. My music absolutely has a sensual dimension, but I knew he was joking, and laughed out loud.

—  Michael Robinson, “An Evening With George Harrison
Starstruck

Summary: When Jude fell for him, Connor Stevens was just a minor league baseball player with major dreams of making it to the big leagues. Through all the struggles of trying to get his chance, Jude was there. But the day when Connor finally makes it is when things start changing. Finally, when their relationship is forced into secrecy, can they survive, or will Connor’s big break, break them?

A/N: Hey, here’s Chapter 2 :) I have to warn you that this story might go a little slow…there very well could be 5-8 chapters before we really hit where the summary begins. But I’m sure you guys won’t mind, because in the meantime it’ll be pretty cute/fluffy. Enjoy!

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Cards Against Hannibal

One of the suggestions for the Fannibal New Years Eve is an online Cards Against Humanity game. We already have an excellent expansion deck of Hannibal cards, but it can’t hurt to have more, so I’ve created a new one that we will use in the NYE CAH game! 

But I am but one person and I need your help!

Send me an ask your favorite quotes, quips, comic sans references, memes, ship names, and other complete nonsense that should be included for a game for Hannibal people! 

idontfindyouthatinteresting will be posting more details soon about all the Fannibal NYE fun! 

Instead of "Said"

Accused
Acknowledged
Added
Addressed
Admitted
Advised
Affirmed
Advised
Agreed
Announced
Answered
Apologised
Approved
Argued
Asked
Asserted
Assured
Avowed
Babbled
Barked
Bawled
Beamed
Began
Begged
Bellowed
Bet
Bleated
Blurted
Boasted
Boomed
Bragged
Broke in
Bubbled
Bugged
Burst out
Called
Cautioned
Chatted
Chattered
Cheered
Chided
Chimed in
Choked
Chuckled
Claimed
Clucked
Coaxed
Commanded
Commented
Complained
Conceded
Concluded
Confessed
Confided
Congratulated
Continued
Convinced
Corrected
Coughed
Cried
Croaked
Crowed
Dared
Decided
Declared
Demanded
Denied
Described
Disagreed
Disclosed
Divulged
Doubted
Drawled
Echoed
Ended
Exclaimed
Explained
Finished
Fretted
Gasped
Giggled
Greeted
Groaned
Growled
Grunted
Grumbled
Guessed
Gulped
Gurgled
Hinted
Hissed
Hollered
Hypothesised
Imitated
Implied
Informed
Inquired
Insisted
Interjected
Interrupted
Jeered
Jested
Joked
Laughed
Lied
Maintained
Marvelled
Mentioned
Mimicked
Moaned
Mumbled
Murmured
Mused
Muttered
Nagged
Nodded
Noted
Objected
Observed
Offered
Ordered
Panted
Piped
Pleaded
Pled
Pointed out
Pondered
Praised
Prayed
Proclaimed
Promised
Proposed
Protested
Purred
Put in
Puzzled
Questioned
Quipped
Quoted
Ranted
Reasoned
Reassured
Recalled
Reckoned
Related
Remarked
Remembered
Reminded
Repeated
Replied
Reported
Requested
Responded
Retorted
Revealed
Roared
Sang
Sassed
Screamed
Scoffed
Scolded
Shot
Shouted
Shrieked
Shrilled
Sighed
Smiled
Smirked
Snapped
Snarled
Sneered
Sneezed
Snickered
Sniffed
Sniffled
Snorted
Sobbed
Speculated
Spoke
Sputtered
Squeaked
Stammered
Started
Stormed
Stuttered
Suggested
Surmised
Taunted
Teased
Tempted
Tested
Theorised
Threatened
Told
Trilled
Urged
Uttered
Volunteered
Vowed
Wailed
Warned
Went on
Wept
Whimpered
Whined
Whispered
Wondered
Worried
Yawned
Yelped