quotes about lie

  • *Arin and Dan both singing*
  • Arin : I wanna touch your hair!
  • Dan: That's very thoughtful!
  • Arin: Thank you for sayin so!
  • Dan: Think you'll find it soft and manageable!
  • Arin: No, it's greasy!
  • Dan: *stops singing* No it's not-it's not greasy!
  • Arin: *still singing* It's greasy and gross!
  • Dan: *still not singing* Don't spread hair rumors about me!
Don't go to bars alone.
  • I was at a bar with a few of my friends and some guy had been eyeing me up since I walked in. He walked up to me, and tried to talk to me. Before I could reply, My guy friends intervened.
  • Random guy: Hey pretty thing, What's your name? *puts a hand on my shoulder*
  • Daxton: Her name is No.
  • Kyler: *puts arm around me and bumps the guys hand off* Her number is also No.
  • Randon Guy: Can't I just talk to the pretty little thing herself? *reaches for me again*
  • Daxton: *stands up and stands infront of me, protecting me and blocking me from the guy* You need to let it go.
  • Random guy: Awe, these your body guards little thing?
  • Brock: (keep in mind Brock is 6ft4, 210lbs of pure muscle.. fucking intimidating) *Stands up and walks shoulder to shoulder with Daxton* I think it's time for you to leave. Either you walk out or we will make you walk out.
  • The guy walked out.. with the help of my two "body guards" and the bouncer. Supposedly the guy had been there since 5pm (it was about 11pm when we were there) hitting on girls and trying to bring them home. Moral of this story, don't go to bars alone.

do you ever just lie face down and think about how much u love a classical work or historical figure cause i’ve been doing that a lot lately

im currently wrapped in a blanket thinking about the eclogues and getting rly emotional

You find me staring at an empty space. You ask me where I’m lost and I tell you ‘I was just playing out the chord progression of that particular song, in my head’.
But all the while I had actually been wondering whether it’s because the cynic in me wishes for things to go wrong so much that the universe actually bends its way.
—  the-cat / how to lie about feelings #3

Do y'all not understand that Simon Cowell is NOT a good guy?!?!?! Do you understand that he has ONE concern and ONE concern only and that’s dollar bills?? I’m completely floored with the people who fear he might confirm something and think that’s gospel???
Friendly reminder: SIMON COWELL HAS LANGUAGE IN HIS CONTRACTS THAT PROHIBIT HIS ARTISTS FROM SPEAKING POORLY OF HIM. Now let me ask you a serious question: WHY???!!?!? WOULD SIMON NEED THIS LANGUAGE IN HIS CONTRACTS UNLESS HE HAD LEGIT REASONS TO WORRY THAT HIS ARTISTS MIGHT SAY SOMETHING INFLAMMATORY???
Do yourself a favor and Google the artists he’s represented and some of the words that have been said.
HE IS NOT SOME KIND OF GOOD GUARDIAN ANGEL PROTECTING THE BOYS AND THE BAND. FAR FROM. SIMON IS NOT A GOOD GUY.
THIS STORY IS BEING PUBLISHED IN THE SUN. DAN IS FULL OF SHIT AND SIMON IS AN ASSHOLE. PUT THIS IN CONTEXT BEFORE THE ARTICLE HITS SO THAT YOU GROUND YOUR EXPECTATIONS. IT MIGHT BE REALLY SHITTY BUT YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED TO CONSIDER THE SOURCE.
(I’m sorry but I’m seeing so much doubt on my dash….and this is Dan And Simon…like???!?!??!)