quotes about guys

jb as a college student!
  • pre-dental tract
  • he so knows that his heart says film or music theory 
  • can be spotted on a large blanket outside somewhere with youngjae just jamming out 
  • he is known as campus as “that guy who wears a lot of leather”
  • 98 degrees and sunny? leather jacket it is 
  • legend has it he caused sudden cardiac arrest bc of that smile
    • nah it was just a rumor youngjae made up heh
  • joined an acapella group
  • hated it & very slowly faded out instead of formally quitting
  • didn’t make any friends freshmen year
  • because everyone was super intimidated by him 
  • spends a socially unacceptable amount of time on snapchat practicing his derp faces
  • sits way in the back during lectures, doodling ideas for a new song
  • is that lab partner you hate bc they don’t do anything 
  • ahh things are fine my lab partner’s got it 
  • even violent threats would not be able to get him to go to the pep rally
  • maybe lives in the dining hall
  • defends its honor when people say the d.hall sucks
  • exclusively uses 0.5 mm pens 
  • snuck his cat nora into his box-sized dorm 
  • went the entire year without getting caught. literally how. explain

the rest of the cuties here & then my boi mork  ಠ⌣ಠ

Hospital Starters
  • [ Requested by Anon about a week ago. Warnings for blood, suicidal thoughts, and medical stuff. Thanks! : ]
  • "Hey, you're awake!"
  • "Where am I?"
  • "You hit your head. There was so much blood that I got scared."
  • "Don't try to get up. You're safe here."
  • "I hate this place..."
  • "How could you do this to yourself?"
  • "The world didn't give me a choice, and now, I'm suffering even more!"
  • "You really came..."
  • "I told you I would be here when you woke up."
  • "How many tests did they do on you?"
  • "If I wasn't drugged up, I could tell you the names of every test they do in this place."
  • "When are they going to let you leave?"
  • "They said that I'll be here for a few days. Maybe a week."
  • "What happened to you? You have so many things sticking out of you."
  • "That's what happens when you're dying."
  • "It's probably time to change those bandages..."
  • "You aren't in pain, are you?"
  • "You were in an accident. You almost didn't make it."
  • "That would explain why I feel terrible."
  • "I thought you were dead..."
  • "I'm not dead, am I?"
  • "I didn't know it was this bad..."
  • "I may not live much longer..."
  • "I'm dying..."
  • "You can't die! There has to be something they can do!"
  • "I'm too far gone for any surgery to fix me."
  • "I want you to know that I'll miss you most."
  • "Don't say that! I don't like it when you talk like this..."
  • "I just want it to happen so I don't have to think about it all the time."
  • "I wanted to say goodbye to you one more time."
  • "If you don't get some sleep, I'm going to hit this button and tell a nurse you're bothering me."
  • "Don't abuse that call button!"
  • "You know that button only works every five seconds, right?"
  • "Maybe if I push it hard enough, more will come out."
  • "I get to come home today."
  • "Did you fill out the release forms yet?"
  • "They hooked me up with a bunch of prescriptions. I'm gonna be high as a kite."

When your president wants to cut funding to science then you have this shit that tells you how much we NEED science!

Oh God she’s beautiful. She’s beyond beautiful, she’s real. She seems funny too, and a hint of crazy, I can feel it. Beautiful, crazy, funny. Jesus Christ she’s perfect. And that’s really annoying. Really annoying.
—  Dell, Comet (2014)
  • Kol: Rules are made to be broken.
  • Elijah: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
  • Caroline: Uh, piñatas.
  • Klaus: Karate boards.
  • Rebekah: Glow sticks.
  • Enzo: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
  • Kol: Rules.
But it does matter. It matters so much it makes your bones ache longing for something, someone to save you. It matters so much that it’s eating you alive but you’re too afraid to tell a soul.
—  tell someone, please. | a.m

Everytime someone talks shit about my beautiful chubby jewish baby being a “bad protagonist” or an “annoying character” or EVEN a fucking “Nazi Hugger” all I can think about is poor Rebecca being like… 


get to know me meme [16/50 relationships]: Sam Puckett & Freddie Benson

“Yeah, bringing the number of cool people in this room to one … and a half.”