trump quote generator

this is [EMOTIONALLY CHARGED ADJECTIVE]. this is absolutely [SAME EMOTIONALLY CHARGED ADJECTIVE]. you know what i mean. everybody knows what i mean. this [QUOTE SUBJECT] is [SAME EMOTIONALLY CHARGED ADJECTIVE] because [SYNONYM OF QUOTE SUBJECT] is [SAME EMOTIONALLY CHARGED ADJECTIVE]. everyone knows this. i know it. you know it. everyone knows this. [UNRELATED BUT VITRIOLIC ASSERTION THAT THE NEWS IS FAKE]

anonymous asked:

A hc where Mc has a stalker ex but doesn't tell Jumin because she wants to deal with it herself, only she underestimated how creepy and crazy her ex can be. He sends her creepy stuff which she manages to hide from Jumin, shows up at all the places they go to, and even threatened to hurt the people she cares about, stuff like that.

eyy first hc! analysed some hc to get the style, hope its okay. I’m more comfortable with writing ‘you’ than ‘her’ so bare with me please;; also, send in requests if you think this is good! (it’s a liiiitle long cuz i get too detailed all the time ;~;; tho i cant be serious at all

Genre: I say FLUFF

  • “Is everything alright, MC?” Jumin looked at you, concerned
  • tbh it’s really difficult to keep secrets from this man
  • espeicially in this case
  • Your ex is unstoppable, he is also smart and has he sources.
  • He sent you weird text like “ //iM//;’gO0na;.[CoRRupt{{y=ou “.
  • You didn’t want to engage in anymore conversations with him so you promise yourself not to reply no more. Let his hope dieeeee
  • You’re weren’t the only one though. One day, Jumin showed you a box he received with white roses and his portrait in funeral photo frame style. There were no name of sender. 
  • But you quickly brushed it off and blamed the innocent Seven. he now owned another reason to not be able to touch elizabeth
  • You did blocked the creep’s number, you were SOO over him.
  • …to only realise that he can send you stuff with other numbers too…
  • You kept blocking, he kept creating.
  • It’s not like you don’t want to change your phone number. You can’t.
  • How are you going to tell Jumin?
  • What are your excuses be?
  • Poor MC, surrounded by two utterly intelligent guys. 
  • Meanwhile, Jumin did noticed the shock in your eyes every time you were on your phone.
  • He’s worried.
  • He’s even worried when you say that you’re perfectly fine.
  • But this sweetie tries to trust you. So he ain’t gonna ask more.
  • So one off day he took you out for tea at an expensive ass cafe.
  • Your ex sent you a text: “YoU”{L00k hAwt 2dAy:babE”
  • Wha…t….he’s here?!
  • “What’s the matter, my love?”
  • “O-oh, n-nothing…it’s just a cute cat photo I found on Facebook”
  • you quickly displayed a cat pic on your phone and show it to him
  • *pop* 
  • “What’s…this? Who is it from?”
  • “Yes, Jumin…?” you took a look at the phone screen
  • “iM<GonA&^%*KiLL++ yOU, jUm1n”
  • oh shit oh shit mayday mayday wroooong timing
  • You bit your lips, searching through your brain for a valid excuse
  • “err…random q-quote generator! haha….”
  • “Did you really mean it…? To kill…me? Why?”
  • oh boy this man is gonna cry i repeat jumin han is going to cry
  • *mc deep breathes* *gulps* 
  • “Sir,sorry to interrupt but there’s a suspicious man with a knife outside looking at you and Mrs Han for the whole time. Should I take any actions?”
  • You were unsure if this is going good but the cat has to come out of the bag.
  • “Really? Confiscate the knife and contact the police immediately.”
  • Jumin went from a heartbroken child to an Executive Director in a snap
  • “My dear, MC, was it him..? The guy who kept making you uncomfortable when you use your phone at night? I want to know the truth.”
  • “Y-yes, Jumin…I’m so sorry for not telling you. I thought I could deal with him myself…I didn’t want to burden you..I-I’m so so sorry..I’ll explain everything to you later so you’ll forgive me, okay?” You started sobbing out all the stress and fear.
  • Jumin pulled you into his embrace and brushed through your hair. 
  • “It’s okay. You don’t have to apologies. I could have given you more attention…I’m sorry, princess” He kissed you on your head.
  • The police were fast, they recognised Jumin and fangirled internally and took your ex to the station
  • Jumin say he’ll only make a report tomorrow so poor ex has to stay there for a shooort while
  • You both went home immediately and cuddled all night
  • while you spilled out the truth
  • you begged him to forgive your ex and not to punish him too hard with his power because you felt bad a little
  • he promised but internally he was like
  • are??? you??? kidding??? me??? forgive??? no??? he harmed my precious darling !!! HESGOINGTOHELL.
  • anyways you slept beside him on the couch after kissing him and telling him that you will only be his
  • it was a looong tiring day but not compared to other nights *winkswinks*

it’s been a year and i’m back at it again with the dope/tumblr af prompts. if anyone wants to write them please tag me (i’d love to read your fics!). if you want me to do any of these just send an ask! also, as a disclaimer, i did not just pull these outta my ass: some i did come up with, but most i got  from tumblr generally, famous quotes, songs and from the movies i watch xx
(more will be added in the future)

  1.  “My heart can love for the both of us.”
  2. “Before you/he/she came along…I only existed.”
  3. “If you don’t wish to fall in love then…maybe we can settle for something softer.”
  4. “That’s it, I guess…This is goodbye.”
  5. “Please be careful with me. Sometimes I just get sad and I don’t know why. I’m sorry.”
  6. “I hope you find someone who you can’t live without…i really do. And I hope, I fucking hope, you never have to know what it’s like living without them.”
  7. “I hope you find the happiness you pretend to have.”
  8. “Maybe I’m forever destined to fall in love with people I can’t have.”
  9. “I would love you in any shape, in any world, with any past. Never doubt that.”
  10. “If your life had a face, I’d punch it.”
  11. “I saw this and, well, I thought of you.”
  12. “Do you have any fucking clue what you do to me?”
  13. “Sometimes I wish I could turn back time…Not to change anything…Just to feel some things twice.”
  14. “I feel like I should stop thinking about you, but I…can’t.”
  15. “Describe our relationship in two words.” “Our what?”
  16. “It’s a classic. She loves someone else.”
  17. “I think you’re enough. You’re enough for you. You’re enough for me, god, you are.”
  18. “Do you think…the world could suddenly end on nights quiet as this?”
  19. “We can stay in bed all summer.”
  20. “My angel.”
  21. “I miss you.”
  22. “I shouldn’t be jealous…She/He/You isn’t/aren’t even mine.”
  23. “We have our whole lives to get it right.”
  24. “I miss you. I miss not touching each other. Not seeing each other, not breathing in each other.”
  25. “I always pictured myself as someone you’d/she’d/he’d miss…”
  26. “…except for being a bit fucked in the head, I’d say she’s/he’s normal.”
  27. “If every word I said made you laugh I’d talk forever.”
  28. “You hurt me and I…I wanted to hurt you back.”
  29. “I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I’m sorry it took me so long to catch up.”
  30. “Words…how little they mean when you’re a little too late.”
  31. “…But I’ll forgive you anyway.”
  32. “It’s a party! So I’m pretending to have fun.”
  33. “You make me happy.”
  34. “Despite my better judgement, in my heart I knew that there was not one bad thing about him/her.”
  35. “When was the last time you were hugged?”
  36. “How can someone just not be there anymore?”
  37. “Why can’t we? Why can’t we change the ending? It’s not too late yet. We could still be together if we just pushed a little harder.”
  38. “I can’t love you/him/her…You’re/He’s/She’s half my age.”
  39. “Well…That wasn’t very romantic. Kinda gross too.”
  40. “It was just sex…It means nothing. Right?…Right?”