quote simpson

WEBSITE
  • England: There must be a website that can help you deal with a clingy nation.
  • China: Oh, I don’t want to bother the internet with my problem.
  • America: Aw, come on, Yao. We’ll help you surf.
  • China: *sits down at the computer, grabs the mouse and starts clicking*
  • America: Click that one, Yao.
  • England: No, go up.
  • America: Keep going--up, up, up!
  • England: The blue ones are ads.
  • America: That’s the toolbar.
  • England: No you’ve opened Word; close it!
  • America: Close it. Don’t save it!
  • England: Stop clicking.
  • America: Don’t go there!
  • England: Why are you buying a freezer?!
  • America: Don’t click the cart or you’ve bought it!
  • England: Aw, you clicked the cart!
  • China: If you’re so smart, you do it!
  • America: *pushes one button and finds relevant website*
  • APH China: Gah.