How to Insult Me on Twitter
I’ve noticed that a lot of people are struggling to come up with creative ways to insult me on Twitter. As a public service, I will organize the common approaches in this post so people can insult me by number.
1. Act like you think I draw Garfield or another comic you think is not funny.
2. Proclaim that I am the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert. (Assume a million people haven’t already told me the same thing.)