quote is funny now

Text Messages:
  • Victor: I miss you...
  • Yuri: I miss you too!
  • Victor: send me something hot
  • Yuuri: ok *sends picture of the sun*
Overheard at School Part I
  • Gryffindor: "How much do strippers get paid? I really want to drop out to skip this exam.”
  • Ravenclaw: "Not that much. Prostitutes get paid more”
  • Hufflepuff: "I want money, not STDs.”
  • Slytherin: "Well, you’re not the best dancer, so prostitution would be the most viable career option.”
Yuuri is sweet and simple, like a baker. I would not be surprised to find out that he has worked in a bakery before coming here. He has that kind of warmth. I’m pretty sure he’s baked on a professional level.
—  Phichit Chulanont, Yuuri’s college roommate

“So let me recap, then,” said Vetinari. “I don’t think anyone wants to see two grown nations scrapping over a piece of rock. We don’t want to fight, but–”
“By jingo, if we do, we’ll show those–” Lord Selachii began.
“We have no ships. We have no men. We have no money, too,” said Lord Vetinari.

Discworld Jingoism | Terry Pratchett, Jingo