quote how i met your mother

Eliza [holding Lauren’s hand over her stomach so he can feel Philip kick]: Sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.

Hamilton: It’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.

Mulligan: Top ten things Alex said on his wedding night.

Laurens: Woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!

Lafayette:
Top ten things Eliza said on her wedding night.

[Eliza laughs]

Hamilton: Stop laughing at it, Eliza!

Everyone: Top ten things Alex said on his wedding night!

  • Tony: Spidey, honey, could you come in here, please? Would you please inform Cap that I'm no longer speaking to him.
  • Peter: Captain Rogers, Mr. Stark is no longer...
  • Steve: ... I get it. Thank you, Peter.
Si no estás asustado no estás arriesgándote. Y si no estás arriesgándote, entonces, ¿Qué demonios estás haciendo?
— 

How I Met Your Mother.

If you’re not scared then you’re not taking a chance. And if you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing anyway?

  • Namjoon: Jungkook, I've been trying to tell you this for years. Your 'bacon allergy' is a lie Jin made up so you'd eat healthy as a kid.
  • Jungkook: No! I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff!
  • Jungkook: Bacon... doughnuts... Halloween candy... not saying 'thank you'...
  • Jungkook: Oh my god.