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Tina: Graves, if you murder me and bury me in New Jersey, I’ll haunt you forever.
Percival: What if I murder you and bury you somewhere else?
Tina: Eh. I’ll leave you alone. I’m sure you had your reasons.

How I Met Your Mother; Season 4, Episode 3: I Heart NJ

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(Not taking any more requests that are not about Parks and Recreation. Please no more

  • Jack: Woah, woah, woah. Boyfriend? I don't want to be Davey's boyfriend.
  • Katherine: Well, what do you want then?
  • Jack: I don't know. I just want to be with him. All the time. I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine. I want to hold his hand and smell his hair. But I don't want to be his stupid boyfriend!

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When you meet the right person, you know it. You can’t stop thinking about them. They are your best friend, and your soulmate. You can’t wait to spend the rest of your life with them. No one and nothing else can compare.
—  How I Met Your Mother
malec watching the events with sebastian unfold as they sit in fancy chairs sipping cocktails
  • Magnus: The bitch is hiding something.
  • Alec: Totally hiding something.
Actually, there is a word for that. It’s love. I’m in love with her, okay? If you’re looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want no matter how much it destroys you, its love! And when you love someone y-you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy. Even then. Especially then. You just- you don’t give up because if I could give up… If I could just, you know, take the whole world’s advice and- and move on and find someone else, that wouldn’t be love. That would be… That would be some other disposable thing that is not worth fighting for. But that is not what this is.

Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother Season 9, Episode 17 

This is my favorite quote from the whole series