You love classical music  You can be quite sarcastic  You’ve broken up with and gotten back together with a romantic partner at least twice  You love to travel  You’re the oldest person in your group of friends  You own a kimono  You’re a bit of a misanthrope  You’ve had a pregnancy scare before, or a paternity scare  You’re a natural blonde  You’ve had a one night stand before Total:
 You’d describe yourself as ambitious  You feel a lot of guilt and regret for your past actions  You love eyeliner  You have a dark sense of humor  You have a bad reputation  You practice celibacy or abstinence by choice, or you have before  You’re a talented artist  You can’t dance  You own at least one pair of leather trousers  You’re a bit of a loner
 People often tell you that you’re strange, peculiar, or words to that effect  You have long nails  Your birthday is always a big celebration or social event  Family is the most important thing in your life  Red is your color  You own at least one china doll  You’ve cheated on a romantic partner before  You like to dance  You’re religious, or were religious at one point in your life  You have good instincts
 You have a good relationship with your mother  You smoke  You can be quite reckless and spontaneous  You’ve dyed your hair  You’d describe yourself as a hopeless romantic  You love daytime TV/soap operas  You enjoy getting drunk on a regular basis  You’d be prepared to change yourself to please a lover  You own a leather jacket, leather duster, or other type of leather coat  You have a short temper Total:
we need to talk about the treasure that is the impossible quiz series. i mean we get dan and phil being so encouraging and supportive of each other (”Phil Lester You’re a genius”, anyone?). We get Phil getting up in his cute little shorts to go get them both drinks. We get sooo many flirty, familiar touches. we get phil leaning his head on dan’s shoulder. we get dan’s adorable little teasing pokes all over phil. We get Dan’s too-cute freak out that leads to the beautiful “i need you. i can’t do this alone”. we get phil hovering his hand over dan’s to comfort him, but then realizing and pulling away.
it’s such a gift and it needs to be recognized, ok?
for the fic prompt: can i have comic book artist!Yuuri at a convention and Viktor being a visitor cosplaying as a character from yuuri's work? it's up to you how they meet (whether through a cosplay contest or viktor getting something signed or yuuri spotting him asking for a photo - all up to you!) your writing is awesome, looking forward to this very much!!
Pork Cutlet Ficlet #5, Pairing: Victuuri
“Chris! Chris! We’re finally here!”
“Calm down Victor darling. You’re practically an excited child,” Chris chuckled at his friend.
To say Victor was an excited child was a bit of an understatement. He had been waiting months to go to this comic con in Los Angeles. He attended it for one thing.
Slytherin here.What do you all think about the patronus test and its accuracy? I took the test twice. I got White Husky the first time and Black Swan the second time. The second one said that I'm emotional which made me burst out laughing. I have doubts on the test. Something's wrong.
Yeah, as we’ve said many times on the blog – all of the Pottermore tests, including and especially the patronus, is horribly unreliable and inaccurate.
The patronus test is like any online quiz - a series of code. It really doesn’t *know* you, your happiest memory, etc.
It’s perhaps a great starting out point, but I know hardly anyone who has gotten the same animal more than once. And if they have gotten it more than once, it’s because they’ve taken the quiz dozens and dozens of times.
I’ve done it a few times, and I’m sticking with what I got the first time (Irish Wolfhound). I don’t have any real reason for it, other than it felt more right than other ones I got.
And finally, I don’t think a patronus *has* to be an animal you identify with or associate with. It obviously CAN be, but it can also be something that is related to happiness/hope/etc, which is how I kind of feel about my Irish Wolfhound.
As an aside, where did your test say you were emotional?? Pottermore for me always just *gave* an animal, no interpretation. I had to Google that stuff!
People are worried that it is going to stigmatize the stay at home mums. But of course they are going to be stigmatized – they are women! If you don’t have kids, and you are a women, you are some sad, heartless thing; if you do have kids, and you work, then you are selfish; if you do have kids, and you stay at home, then you are lazy. It is a trap, it is an absolute trap!
Sandi Toksvig during the segment discussing Osbourne’s recent intitiative to encourage mothers to return to the workforce, News quiz Series 85 Ep 1