Just imagine…

Quicksilver is brought back to life and appears in Infinity War.

Steve: “I thought you were dead. Ultron killed you.”

Pierto: “meh. Like you said, I walked it off.”

Originally posted by cequenousommes

Gif not mine

Dirty Joke HCs (Peter Maximoff x Reader)

Warnings: Dirty Jokes, A cuss word


-Peter isn’t very confident about his body,
(He has some chub™ and it kind of annoys him) BUT

-He is pretty confident in his sexual abilities. I mean, he can vibrate any body part he wants to. That’s pretty sick.

-Which is a good thing, because Peter is always horny. Always.

-He loves to make dirty jokes and pick-up lines.

-It’s mostly at completely random times, and it’s rarley a serious attempt at seduction.

-One time, You were both sitting on the couch watching a movie. You were about to fall asleep when Peter mumbled against your sleepily forehead

-“Hey Y/N?”

-You hummed in response.

-“I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.”

-He tried to keep a straight face for a second before you both fell into a fit of laughter.

-Another time you were in training and he said,

-“Hey, what time do you get off?”

-You told him and he nodded before a shit-eating-grin split across his face.

-“Can I watch?”


-You definitely get him back sometimes though.

-“Those pants are so tight, Maximoff…Want me to loosen them for you?” ;)

-He gets so fucking blushy and flustered

-You just laugh and kiss his lil red cheek

Originally posted by rene-imagines

“After The Rooftop”
I wasn’t sure what to do with this seeing how it’s a bit NFSW because they be nakey but idgaf *unsure af shrug*

  • Jean: If you bite it and you die it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die it's venomous.
  • Nightcrawler: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Jean: That means you're poisonous.
  • Kitty: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Storm: That's voodoo.
  • Bobby: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Jean: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Quicksilver: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
  • Gambit: That's kinky.