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Mchanzo Week- Canon Divergence/AU

In which the hunter falls for the lord of wolves~

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new haircut and an alya pep talk <3

I saw @propshophannah‘s post about Manon in a crown and attempted to sketch it because I was already looking for a reason to procrastinate

angelheartwell  asked:

What about something like Pining! Shiro with Confused/Oblivious! Lance? Like Shiro casually doing things for Lance and going out of his way sometimes and Lance just being like "?? Thanks?!" Meanwhile everyone else on the ship is like "How the hell does he not NOTICE?!" Prolly at the end or something Shiro, exasperated sits somewhere and Lance asks him whats wrong and shyly confesses.

Been so busy the last few days, but I finally found some time to write up something quick. I hope you enjoy it!

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“How can he be so cute and yet so aggravating at the same time! I just want to grab by the arms and kiss him!”

“Then just do that. Since your ‘flirting’ doesn’t seem to be working on him.”

“Keith I can’t just do that! What if he isn’t into guys, or if he thinks I’m too old.”

“Shiro you are literally a year or two older, i don’t think he’ll think you’re too old. And I’m very sure he’s into guys. Just ask him out already!”

Shiro hangs his head off the bed and hides behind his hands with a frustrated groan. How is it that Lance can make him feel like he’s high school girl having trouble asking out the cute guy. He doesn’t know how to go up to him and just ask him out. No, instead he’s laying on Keith’s bed complaining about how much Lance makes him want to just scoop him and never let go.

“But I don’t want to seem overbearing. I’m the leader, I don’t want it to seem like he HAS to date me. I don’t want him to feel forced into it.”

He could hear Keith give out his own groan, feeling the bed give as Keith sits next to him. Shiro moves his hands so he can look at Keith, who looks about ready to shove Shiro right at Lance.

“I don’t know why you come to me with your crush problems. You know I have zero knowledge or need of romantic relationships. Just talk to him!”

Shiro opens his mouth to protest, but Keith beats him to the punch.

“And if you say that you can’t i will not hesitate to just tell him myself!”

“NO!!!”

“Now you’ll have to talk to him, or I will.”

With a defeated sigh, Shiro gets up from Keith’s bed, and with a solemn good night, leaves Keith’s room.

There has to be some way for Lance to get the hint that Shiro likes him. But he’s already tried most things. He’s tried flirting; Lance thought he was joking and merely shot cheesy flirts back while laughing his cute laugh, which did not help since each one of them kind of worked on Shiro. He’s tried giving him gifts; which Lance always thanks him for being such a good friend. And he’ll give him that warm smile that could melt Shiro’s heart if he looked at it for too long (which he was perfectly fine with, as long as he got to see such a sweet expression on Lance’s face) he’s even tried spending one on one time with lance; joining him on his spa days, walking with him whenever they go to a swap moon. But he’ll just call it ‘bro-time’ and be completely oblivious! It was so aggravating that Lance just doesn’t get how much he cares, how much he just wants to be with him.

What’s worse that EVERYONE else on the ship can see it, but Lance is so clueless to his advances. Shiro has already had ‘the talk’ with Coran, and while some of his threats didn’t make any sense, the tone alone was enough to know that whatever he was saying was not to be taken lightly. Pidge will always just give him that knowing smirk and will call Shiro out whenever she catches him staring at Lance for too long (but can you blame him?) Hunk has tried to help by getting Lance and Shiro some time alone, not that it ever works, but it’s still nice of him to help. Even Allura has caught on and has suggested some ways to getting Lance’s attention.

Wait. That’s it! Allura mentioned before about taking Lance out on a date. That might be it! There’s no way Lance wouldn’t be able to get the message if Shiro went all out. There’s no way.

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The date went off great! When they landed on the nearest planet, Shiro took Lance to one of the restaurants that the king of the planet had suggested. While the food was a little…..exotic, they had a lot of fun trying it out, Shiro was even able to feed Lance. If that doesn’t scream romantic, shiro doesn’t know what does. After the meal, they went on a walk and talked endlessly about pretty much anything; the color of the sky on this planet to what their favorite music was.
It was perfect!

Once they got back to the castle, The rest of the team is waiting for them.

“So….how did it go?” Allura coos.
“That restaurant was great! It was nice getting out of the castle.” Lance replied.
“Did you two have fun out on your date?” Pidge blatantly states, not even looking up from her laptop.
“Date? Pidge I don’t know what you’re talking about….”
Wait. What?
“This was just two guys hanging out and exploring a new planet.” Lance finishes. Leaving everyone dumbstruck, even Pidge looked up from her screen to give Lance an ‘are you serious?’ expression.
Lance doesn’t think it was a date.
“You can’t be serious?” Keith deadpanned.
“Yes I’m serious, mullet. What made you think it was a date?”
“What about it WASN’T A DATE!” Keith yells back.
Lance just answers him with a dismissive wave of his hand, beginning to walk out of the main corridor. “I’m gonna hit the hay, see you in the morning!”
And with that he turns into the next hallway and he’s gone.

Shiro can only look at the floor, crushed.
“Just how blind is he?” Pidge chirps up, giving him a pat on the back “nice try. I’m sure he’ll figure it out. Eventually.” She wishes everyone a goodnight and heads off on the same direction that Lance took. Hunk give him a big hug and whispered words about not giving up on Lance just yet, before he too left for his bed. Allura promises that she’ll help him think of some new idea tomorrow, and Coran simply wishes him a good night with a sympathetic ruffle of his hair. Once they too left for their bedchambers, Keith takes a hold of Shiro’s hand and leads him down to his own room, where he’s already stashed some of Hunk’s alien popcorn and an Altean movie that Pidge had added English subtitles too. It’s going to be a long night, but Keith isn’t going to let his brother wallow for too long. He’ll get Lance soon or later.

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“This mah squad, better move aside boy”

Instead of studying for my test, I doodle my predictions for the ep “The new Crystal Gems” while I was listening lots of We Bare Bares songs so yall better listen to this song while seing this thingie

*rises from the ashes*

A little Nalu for our hearts!

As always, do not repost! I have an instagram account so you can like it there!

Late Valentine’s Day drawing lol. I wanted this to look like something from a scrapbook. Maybe Shimizu and Yachi keep scrapbooks (i feel like Suga will be the provider of the stolen intimate KageHina pics lmaooo) or maybe even Natsu omg

Thanks for the 707 followers~~!!!

I told my sister my follower count was at 703 so the convo went like this:

Me: I got 703 followers!
Jolyne: …4 more.
Me: What
Jolyne: 4 more until 707!
Me: oHMYGOD YOU’RE RIGHT. I NEED TO DO A THING

So here’s the thing lol. Seven giving a little tease before the real sin happens.. fufufu. @0ikaashi​ was my 707th follower so thanks!

Bonus:

You guys are in denial to think that Seven has abs.. He def has a little belly cause of the way he eats and lives LOL. LIES THAT HE HAS A FLAT STOMACH OR ABS! Unless he has those crazy ass metabolisms…… No that’s insane. He has a belly. You can’t tell me otherwise lol.

How can you see this not happening tho

7000 jumping jacks DOES NOT equal 3500 calories.

Firstly, figures would be different for each individual. Everyone burns different numbers of calories doing exercise.
Secondly 7000 being 3500 calories would mean 2 jumping jacks = 1 calorie.
Go do 200 jumping jacks. It will take you 3-4 minutes, most probably.
Does that feel like 100 calories burned to you? Compare that to burning 100 calories doing other sports. On average, things such as cycling, rowing, jogging lightly etc burn 100 calories a minute.
4 minutes of jumping jacks WILL NOT burn 100 calories.

So how many do they burn?

Consider a 150lb person doing jumping jacks vigourously for 1 hour at a rate of 1 per second.
sparkpeople.com says this would burn 569 calories
myfitnesspal.com says this would burn 565 calories
thecaloriecounter.net says this would burn 548 calories

So for a 150lbs person, 1 hour of jumping jacks would burn around 560 calories.

So, assuming 1 jumping jack per second, to work out how many calories per jumping jack, we divide 560 by the number of seconds in an hour (3600).

Each jumping jack burns 560/3600 = 0.15!

A jumping jack, for a 150lb person will, on average, burn only 0.15 calories, opposed to any other myths you may have heard.

So you want to burn 500 calories?
500 divided by 0.15 calories = 3333
So if you want to burn 500 calories you have to do 3300-3350 jumping jacks.
And 1lb of fat being equal to 3500 CALORIES, you would have to do SEVEN TIMES this.

So a 150lb person would have to do 3333 x 7 jumping jacks to burn a pound of fat.

23,333 jumping jacks.
OVER twenty-three thousand.
So, if you’re thinking jumping jacks are a ‘quick fix’ and burn calories far more efficiently than other exercises, think again.

So many people over-estimate calories burned because of exercise myths. There are no quick fixes to weight loss. If there were, don’t you think everyone would be using them?

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Sasheer Zamata quit ‘SNL,’ proving TV’s race and gender problems are more systemic than ever

  • It was big news in 2014 when Sasheer Zamata joined Saturday Night Live and became the show’s first black female cast member since Maya Rudolph’s departure seven years earlier. 
  • But it’s even bigger news that Zamata, 31, is now leaving the show after just four seasons.
  • Before she joined, black male cast members like Jay Pharoah or Kenan Thompson did impersonations of black women on the show, roles that they both eventually shunned openly. 
  • Once she joined the cast, Zamata churned out crowd-pleasing impersonations of Taraji P. Henson, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, Lupita Nyong'o and Michelle Obama. 
  • As a black woman, Zamata’s casting was supposed to fill a gaping hole in the show’s cast. 
  • But her short stint on SNL is a clear example, perhaps more than any other, that there are no so-called “quick fixes” to the problem of racial and gender inequity on television. Read more (Opinion)

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