quick and dirty edit because this just made me so damn happy

TTB -- A Little Break

Title: Touch the Butts Hobbit Edition— A Little Break    

 Summary: You were a simple office worker, until a twist of fate sends you tumbling into Middle Earth and into the Company of Thorin Oakenshield.  You don’t know what to expect, you don’t know if you will survive, but you have this feeling that there is a great love story in the making.  But who will be the one you are destined to be with?  Make your choice and Touch the Butts.  

 Warnings: Language.  Fluff.  Implied sexy times.  Talk of sexy times.

 Start From the Beginning

It had been a little over two years since the day you married Dwalin, and every day since had been damn near perfect.  Sure, there were rough days.  You called them “grunt days” when Dwalin would be in a mood and just grunt responses. Yea, those days could get a bit rough, but he always pulled out of it, and made it up to you in very fun ways the next day!

But it had been a while since any of those days came along.  Instead, you were living in happy bliss.  You smiled as you looked up from your baking and spotted the beautiful flowers Dwalin surprised you with this morning.  Every night he had guard duty, when you would have to sleep without him, he would always greet you the next morning with some flowers or trinket of love.  

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Winner take All - Romione - [One-shot]

I choose you, by chashirskiy (source: X)

A/N: this was inspired by this afternoon’s Quidditch World Cup final between Brasil and Bulgaria. I had so much fun reading the commentary – and play-by-play – and was inspired to write this. But the inspiration was the sweet canon kiss, between Ron and Hermione, that I had to write something smutty, (and since I was requested by quite a few, too.) I do enjoy when the English reserve is broken by public displays of affection.

Rated M for Ron’s dirty mouth, plenty of lemons, and some fluff as well. So if lemon infused smut isn’t your taste, you can read the other stuff I’ve posted this week.

Tagging: conjure-at-your-own-risk
furyserenity; theperksofshippingromione; magicalme-anautobiography; ladyknightley; jenahid; accioromione; otterandterrier; coyotelaughingsoftly; judithpayneweasley; terrierandotter; angary; justwantogethere;

A/N2: Thanks to JK Rowling for writing out fanfiction for the rest of us, gratis, and letting all of us draw in her world, and write in it too. Suffice to say, I’m not her. And I’m not Rita Skeeter or Ginny Potter, either. - DG


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