queued at school

A tiny growing strawberry with his arms crossed

Kise Mido Mura

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Well yeah, Wendy would be the least suspected one of the bunch, that’s for sure

I swear I’m never wasting so much time on stupid comics again. Out of all the asks I could’ve used, I chose this one. Someone shoot me please .+:。(ノ・ω・’ )ノ゙

bonus:

how do you expect anyone to suspect her

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so if you guys wanted to know what I did over winter break

  • <p> <b>School:</b> It's important that, this exam season, you remain calm, have good mental health and aren't stressed. Also, ensure you revise before the test.<p/><b>Also school:</b> But here's 3 assignments you have to do before tomorrow - each of them will take roughly an hour, except for the last one, that's a group project which was due 30 minutes ago and also you have this test tomorrow because I fucking say so, that's why.<p/></p>

last night i dreamt that i was jefferson’s understudy in hamilton, except nobody gave me a script and so i had to bullshit my way through the performance

and then i looked over and it turned out lin manuel miranda had become buds with my evil drama teacher from high school, and they teamed up to boo me off stage

lin was so mad that i wrecked his musical with my bad improv rapping that he cried after the show while my old drama spread rumours about me backstage, it was a trainwreck

anonymous asked:

2D with his S/O having a fukcing breakdown from school and going into a literal hysteria attack (I get these and they are The Worst™) I need some of the fuck shit

A/N: mood. but feel better babes you can get through it!


  • He usually leaves you to yourself whenever you’re busy with schoolwork or studying for an exam. Sometimes he’ll feel bad to see you hunched up at your desk or staring at your computer screen for hours and he’ll bring you a snack and something to drink.
  • This day in particular, you were overwhelmed with what seemed to be endless amounts of papers, had two exams the next day you hadn’t even began studying for and it was already so late into the night, panic started to take over.
  • 2D wasn’t sure what to do at first when you started to panic, as it almost influenced his own. He held you for a while until your breathing returned to normal and wiped the tears that fell down your cheeks with his thumbs. He took you away from it all, a break being the best for you as the two of you headed somewhere quiet.
  • Once you were calmed enough, the two of you began to talk, you explaining your frustration. He listens carefully, waiting until you’re completely finished to give his advice. He tells you if things get too hectic in the present to just find comfort in the future, explaining how all your efforts will pay off in the end.
  • When you’re feeling much better he returns you to your work, sitting beside you or behind you with his arms wrapped around your waist as he watches you finish, helping in anyway you ask him to.


lol i just finished the semester with all fUCkING A’S SUCK MY DICK BIO and had war flashbacks writing this. anywayyyy here’s a thingy thing whenever i get The Stress™ i just convince myself i’m gonna be okay in the future you know? it used to help me a lot in high school and i’ve been doin it since but everyone is different so i dunno good luck in your endeavors and remember hard work pays off :>

  • Mr. Small: Alright, look, here’s the deal. I’ve got a hangover. Who knows what that means?
  • Darwin: Doesn't that mean you’re drunk?
  • Mr. Small: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
  • Gumball: It means you're an alcoholic.
  • Mr. Small: Wrong.
  • Gumball: You wouldn't come to work hungover unless you were alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
  • Mr. Small: Mm, hmmm. What's your name?
  • Gumball: Gumball Watterson.
  • Mr. Small: Mm, Gumball Watterson, shut up!