queue: happy thanksgiving

Turkey is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that.  but stuffing smells amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of gravy down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with gravy all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve eaten all of the food off the tip of your fork….. That’s when I’m satisfied.


“Leslie said it was a ‘come as you were in the nineties’ party, I assumed it was the 1690s.”

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃