i will bet real money that ronan sneezes like a kitten and everyone thinks it’s adorable and he just glares at everyone and is all like “call me cute one more time and I will s l i t y o u” except not with adam cause it makes adam smile and ronan is a sucker for adam’s smile
- massive pet cockroach
- Luca is EXTREMELY shit at fighting and is guaranteed to nearly die every single battle
- Lu adorned some fuckboy clothes and they… took over him…
- siophera will do ANYTHING to get a free ride
- maverick is dating the devils son (…well… they haven’t put a label on it yet)
- this won’t stop the devil from trying to fucking annihilate us
- this is because Luca cheated in a betting game against him.
- farah finally got some pets, but unfortunately she is now a vessel for which the devil can speak.
- hool gets into hot tubs fully clothed
- ciopera gets into hot tubs fully naked and then drinks the soapy water.
- hool got a pet owl
Okay, gang, check out this piece of work. This is Zash, the Emperor’s advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the galaxy. And let’s not forget Zash’s right hand man. Every decade or so she gets a new one. This year’s model is called Harkun.
Joyce, Hopper, Karen, Scott, and Bob skipping a class and drinking beers down by the quarry. Joyce is wearing Hop’s letterman jacket, Scott is trying to impress Karen by downing his drink (but he ends up choking and coughing), and Bob is rambling incoherently about electromagnetism. They don’t make it to fifth period.