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If you were Yuma's wife...

* you’d spend a lot of time with his brothers
* you’d also enjoy your time alone
* even if you’re alone, everybody in the mansion would hear your screams
* moans too, but less, he wouldn’t be that gentle
* you’d always have a lot of bruises and marks on your body
* you’d have at least a few children and he’d gladly make even more of them
* you wouldn’t help him in garden too often since you’d have to take care of your children
* you’d make a lot of food for him when he’s working
* he’d always eat EVERYTHING you make for him
* you’d have to use vegetables from his garden
* he’d get slightly nervous every time you went to a shop and you’d have to remind him that vegetables aren’t the only thing you need
* you’d never EVER buy any vegetables, he wouldn’t let you
* you’d have a nice house in a small village
* you’d know your neighbors pretty good but they’d think your husband is a monster
* you’d have to buy a lot of sugar cubes and the shop assistant would always give them to you before you even ask
* your children would be pretty strong and brave
* he’d always be able to carry all of them at the same time
* he’d try to help them at lessons but he’d suck at it
* he’d try so hard
* you’d also do it in the shower after his working when he’s dirty as shit (literally)
* you’d also cuddle in the bathtub which would be pretty cute
* he’d like it if you fell asleep in his arms or on his lap
* he’d complain about it if you fell asleep in an uncomfortable for him position, but he’d like it anyways since it’s you
* he would try so hard to remember all the dates
* you’d make a lot of good food for his birthday * then you’d go with your children to a zoo
* and you’d leave your children for the night at his brothers’ place so you don’t have to hold on later
* it’d be a very very long night
* FUCKIN 9,5 INCHES
* you’d be the happiest family ever

Welcome stranger,I can ensure that you will not survive this with your sanity intact.No one that has the unfortunate luck of encountering me ever has.Your insides will suddenly become your outsides,and you will change,and you will breathe, a new breath.But you will not breathe in air.For air has fallen,and something new and poisonous shall rise from it’s chemically infused ashes.
—  A short lil thing dedicated to @writing-in-riverdale,who is the nicest person on earth,and whose ask i will answer when I wake up.

i’m about to board a plane for england and tbh i’m really gonna miss xkit and all my reaction gifs lmao but anyway, if you want to keep up with my adventures add me on snap or insta and the next time i’m online i’ll be 8 hours into the future!!! love y’all 💞💞

it happened again

I have such a huge backlog on my queue (like hundreds of pics lol) so sometimes I’ll be scrolling my dash and I’ll see some AWESOME art and I’ll go to like/reblog it only to realize that I’M the one who posted that lmao. This happens way more often than I would like to admit

skysawakearchive  asked:

I'm going to pretend Anna used gorilla glue to fix Hans' mug so he wouldn't be sad D8 or because he nagged and nagged, 'BUT IT'S THE LAST ONE PLEEEEEEEEEASE' hi this is random, i love your hans art. <3

These two.

(and thank you <3)