ONE OF MY LITTLE COUSINS JUST CAME OUT AS BI TO ME I AM NOT THE ONLY QUEER COUSIN NOW I GET TO BESTOW ALL MY QUEER WISDOM ON HER I’M SO FUCKING PUMPED AND SHE’S LIKE SUPER IN LOVE WITH HER BEST FRIEND AND SHE’S 14 AND ALL FREAKED OUT AND AHHH IT’S SO PERFECT IT’S LIKE LOOKING AT 14 YEAR OLD ME I LOVE THIS I AM SO EXCITED I AM GOING TO THROW A PARTY AND THEN GIVE HER A LOT OF HUGS AND PUNCH HER MOM IF SHE GIVES HER SHIT I WILL PUNCH ALL MY COUSINS IF THEY GIVE HER SHIT I’LL PUNCH EVERYONE I DONT GIVE A FUCK IM NOT THE ONLY QUEER ANYMORE
Born Ready is the first massive alt-party to hit Queer West. Taking over Tattoo West on the first Friday of every month, this hip haven sets the mood for letting loose. Our DJs bring the grooviest vibrations - tasty electro, chillwave, and throwback mixtapes to get you good n’ sweaty on the dancefloor. Like-minded people of every sort come to drink, dance, lounge and get their mingle on inside this all-inclusive blowout bash.
1) Music for your dancing pleasure 2) Atmosphere full of Queers 3) Musical Performances at 9, followed by a Twerk contest if you can werk it - We will crown a Mistress/Master/Dean of the Booty by the end of the night, PRIZE INCLUDED 4) Sips (dranks provided by silent barn )
Also, if you like to sing or dance or speak some words or do anything really awesome and want to network/flirt all night, you should go because there might be an open mic, along some snacks. Because snacks are awesome.
Also also, if you are from an organization that reaches out to the queer community, or you’re a young queer that runs a blog/web series/volunteer program or more, please message us and we will add you to our “Stuff We Like” wall at the event for everyone to see and take pictures with.
MONIES & STUFF: $7 at the door. If you want to donate a queer youth center and have extra change in your pumps, we’ll have buckets for that too.
June 30th, 2013
@ Silent Barn - 603 Bushwick Ave, off the Myrtle-Broadway JM or Morgan L