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Bess’ Questionable Taste in Music in 2015

Here’s the albums I’m looking most forward to in 2015, or just the artist I Pray To God puts out something in 2015.

1. Joanna Newsom, Literally Anything New At All Please I’m Begging You

2. Patrick Wolf, An Album Like The Bachelor or Lycanthropy

3. Marina and the Diamonds, Froot

4. Dan Deacon, Gliss Riffer

5. Vanessa Carlton, Liberman

6. Grimes, Anything Involving “Go”

7. Sufjan Stevens, A Concept Album About the State of Florida or The Planet Jupiter

8. Kanye West, The 3 Hour Long Spoken Word Album That Was Rumored But Never Confirmed

9. Lady Gaga and Liza Minnelli, An Duet Album I Would Actually Sacrifice A Limb For AKA If Tony Bennett Is Good Enough, Why Not Liza? AKA I Want Gaga To Cover “Mein Herr” AKA I Want Liza To Cover “Speechless”

10. Joanna Newsom, Maybe If I Put Her Twice, She’ll Listen To Me

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This performance is actually everything for me. It should be shown on the first day of class for every grade at every school in every country. Every child should know it as well I do.

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God, everything about her is so magical. That voice! Those hand motions! That dancing! That sequin pantsuit! She’s just honestly a living work of art, she’s Fosse, she’s Garland, she’s everything dramatic and dazzling and wonderful in the world. I just can’t imagine not loving her, I’m in tears watching this and I’m going to die really young because my heart can’t handle the amount of unconditional love I have for Liza Minnelli.