BITCH THIS IS LOLO I MISS YOU. i'm new on tumblr, but too shy to get off of anon. any fic author recs? and why do you love them?
lauren, you need to calm down. this is the worst question that i could get at the moment, because i’m so wired on pain meds right now. also i’m still trying to find more authors to follow as i’m a tumblr newb.
but i’m going to try. ALSO. IF YOU’RE A FELLOW WRITER, I WANT TO FOLLOW YOU AND BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
disclaimer: pain meds make me weird, so i can’t think straight because i’m all loopy. i might forget a few people, but i’m going to try my best. in no particular order:
↠ @bovaria literal queen b. badass, sassy, talented as fuck. i love her. ↠ @sebbytrash fucking legend. every time i see a hot man + alex skarsgard, i think of her. ↠ @buckyywiththegoodhair queen of my planet. i love her and admire her genuine passion. ↠ @abovethesmokestacks angst queen who slays. i adore her. “sweet dreams” makes me cry time to time. ↠ @brighterlights my sœur in fluff. we fan girl about chris evans a lot. ↠ @seventven her stories are hot, sexy, and damn good. ↠ @marvel-ash i admire her from the side because i’m chicken to reach out, but she’s a queen. ↠ @softcorehippos made of stardust and magic. and “chamber of secrets” omfg ↠ @just-call-me-mrs-captain i’m chicken to reach out to her too. but whoa i love everything she does. ↠ @jurassicbarnes mrs. lance the fucker tucker. she’s a babe. ↠ @hellomissmabel she just surpassed 700 followers, and her writing proves why. yees girl. ↠ @beccaanne814-blog becca makes my heart melt with her sincerity in and out of her stories. ↠ @plumfondler nsfw, makes me blush, i want to be friends with her. ↠ @writing-soldiers her fluff makes me cry, and it’s pure goals. i want to write like her one day. ↠ @iiharu-kunii the poetry that she does post makes me cry.
okay there are so much more, but i literally just looked at a clock and went “what is that swirly pendulum on the wall?” this is a sign for me to get off the computer because the pain meds are taking over.
hope this helps. and i miss you too, lolo. message me with your real account. love, a heavily medicated jinah xx
ps. the pain meds aren’t illegal or something. i’m in a hospital and need it for legitimate reasons
Based on a conversation during @teacupballerina‘s latest stream. IDK they’re sick of all this newfangled nae nae little mix poppycock that the girls listen to, so they make them sit their asses down for a practical lesson in REAL music back when music was REAL and didn’t rely on autotune goddamnit and the kids back then knew how to party and had to walk through the snow to get their vinyl goddamnit
They’re not even singing ‘Under Pressure’ tho. Aku is singing ‘Starman’ while Prof is simultaneously wailing out ‘Fat Bottomed Girls’ and it sounds fucking terrible :)