queen of ratchetness

little-bitch-of-kol  asked:

"she's a little different" means that Hayley doesn't know how to act when you're pregnant and how to care about unborn baby's safety/ comfort. LOL, mother of the year. ;/ She should be waddling, having backpains etc., not runnig around like bitchy queen of thrash...

Sheesh! You’d think it’s rocket science. How many times have you slipped  a pillow underneath your shirt and fake waddled around the house? I think it’s harder to act not pregnant while wearing a prosthetic stomach, so I guess we should applaud her for that? For being the only person every who can’t convince us she’s pregnant even though as of last episode she looks big enough to be carrying triplets?

Every single television show/film, EVEN DISNEY CHANNEL portrays pregnancies well. They’re so incredibly easy to portray. It’s such an easy cliche. Hold your stomach, rub it tenderly sometimes, complain that you need some foot rubs, rub your tender back, walk like a cute penguin, and oh I mean usually you can’t snap muscular jocks’ necks when you’re 12 months pregnant (or maybe 13? I lost track after the due date was supposed to be around 4 months ago).

It’s also not cute to act like the swamp queen meets wonder woman extraordinaire while being pregnant. You look like an irresponsible idiot and someone with logic on that show should be preemptively calling child protection services. Her dad is a psychopathic murderer/raging whiner (without the only woman who could keep him in line), her uncle has a suit fetish and misplaced morals, and her mother cannot even control her facial expressions - she cannot control a child.

I always find it adorable when the pregnant character acts like the stereotypical pregnant woman. I think it’s endearing and even though it’s cliched, it makes it feel more real. With Hayley, I’m convinced she’s harboring a watermelon under her shirt and I feel nothing. No baby. No excitement of her impending motherhood. No care given to the child, cause she’s sauntering in and out of explosive sights as if she’s made of steel. Like, seriously? Sending that kind of message concerns me.

Yeah, no offense but she’s like the ratchet queen. This plot is just so wrong, and I don’t understand why no one in the media is being more vocal about the fact that this show kept her flat stomached for like 15 episodes to make her a more lusted and appealing love interest for two brothers (one of them is the baby daddy, and the other is her true wuv), and glorifying pregnancy for teenagers who now think it’s badass to go put your life and your unborn child’s life in danger cause Special Snowflake Savior/Mother Theresa/Invincible Jesus Incarnate did so on their favorite television show.

Also, she has technically been pregnant for like 12-13 months now, and I’m pretty sure someone should be addressing that issue. Maybe we’ll get a tweet from the writer’s explaining the mythology via social media? Who has time for explaining mythology in the narrative anymore? (hint: every other damn show on television)

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Hi everyone! So recently I hit 6.6k followers and just want to say thank you all for just taking the time out to follow someone like me. I’m sorry that at times my posts are scattered everywhere but I’m glad you guys enjoy it greatly! I follow so many amazing people here on tumblr and I know I can’t name all of you, so please forgive me if I leave you out ;A; These blogs are the ones I’ve been admiring for so long that I have considered to be dear friends; even if we haven’t actually conversed lol. Thank you all for making my blog special and making me smile in the roughest time!

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k-n:  kagamiaomine , kageruu , kazechi , kazuma85 , kimi-nh-chan , kiokushitaka , kirakirasaurus , kisacchii , kitty-levi , komlin , krista–reiss , kungfupandamaknae , kyojinqueen , kyojin-senpai , ky0jinn , l-e-v-x , l5vi , lakkey , lance-corporal-babe , lancecorporalsex , leftovermarco , leggout , lenpant , levi-in-wonderland , levi-my-eren-alone , levi-s-sweet-french-ass , levi-sbitch , levi-undoes-my-levis , levis-left-buttcheek , levisexually , leviskneehighs , littlepresea , loseourmindstogether , makoto-touchmebana , marco-boot , marullen , mastia , mc-jaeger , mctaylormcha , meganeshi , mickeystraw , moltress , mommyheichou , mommylevi , momoicchi27 , moyiai , naricie , nightcrawler554 , nightcurse , notarmin , notyournormalbarbie , 

o-s:  oddatsea oddpand , ohmydeareren , onewhositswiththeturtles , oniisann , otp-llama , oyasumimoonmoon , p0tat0girl , pedofelixisdead , perfectlyfake , perfexoxotion , pocketsizedtitan , presce , prozacx , pyrogrape , queen-taiyomi , rivialle-heichou, rainbowjaeger , ratchet-heichou , ravioli-hi-chew , ravioli-jaegeroli , ravioli–heichou , ray-lou , revotelle , ribssleep , riseforfallen , riva-and-eren , rivaillevyy , rivaille-obsessed , rivaille-allure , rivaille-fetish , rivailleplease , rivailles-forearm , runtduchess , saranghae-rae , sassy-captain-levi , sbtrulz , sedgeie , seijjuro , senpai-s , seriousjizzjaeger , shakarianforlife , shanihasahappy , shanryart , shidanohana , shiganshina-trio , shingekinosibyl , shingeki-no-idk , shinnyheichou , slutty-jumping–ereri , sluttysurveycorps, sm-dc , soranokuma , steel-wings-of-freedom , stunted-sass , sugarelixir 

t-z:  taiisetsu , taciturn-misanthrope , tetsumine , thatsugoishota , the-kingy , the-mad-meister , thederpywingedone , theheichouwesawthatday , thekingyeager , themroodle , thingsishouldntbedoing , thugmarco , thyruin , tighteneren , timelordshavetwohearts , tinnyflute , titanslurkhere titansarecool , togainu-no-murder , tomsbestbuddy , uchiha-shisuis , unamusedheichou , veggie-pants , virus-n-trippin , vixenargentum , vydeseny , wafuul , wangsofreedom , warninggaysex ,  we-arethe-hunters , we-came-as-titans , whatsafood , writerings , xdarklunarlovex , xdarkneko , xoxstrifexox , xpyon , xxryuxx , xxspygirl92xx , xxxponponxxx , yakfrost , yamakens , yaoi-kachnicka28 , yayone , yeageryoghurt , ymirings , ymuri , yogissmile , yokaiprince , yukine-chan , yukinecchi-kun , zakarius-relatable , zariius , zelkam , zenzenhella-otakurockergamer  +blogroll

Thank you guys for making me happy and just being yourselves, it truly means a lot to me!! Sorry I went overboard..lol oops

Christmas is pretty soon and the end of the year is also drawing near,so I wanted to do  follow forever because I appreciate all of you a lot on my dash and you all make my experience here on tumblr better by just being here, so thank you all for this year! 

I wish you all a merry christmas and a happy new year, and I hope you’ll enjoy your christmas break <3

Friends are bolded.

A- E: acureizu addchu addictedsenpai aiyamey akimasu alcemistnv ao-ryuu avris bayreef bitch–kun blazeriddle dorkysunday buttchou campfirething chocolat-chan cutiesarumi cyanideandhotchocolate des-suka emile8 eremjaeger erendragneel

F-J: falkenchansan faundlie fiftyshadesofgrabraham flare-chan fukawa–toukcutie gantai gare-kiss garnaal ghost—girl gonfrecss good7luck hamatora hanadoodles hellcing hevlaska4 hibikisrefrigerator himedere-candy-candy hinaflower hinatasa hohohomosxual howaito-chans im-a-big-ass-christmas-tree imey-chan inorichu irlbird jadharley jellalism

K-O: ka-woru kandemuse kenma-senpai kiisaki konohha kuroha-haha ladykofuku lamilla-the-weirdo lennionx lonely-frog mako-nha maniizu midori-yumi mikoshibun miyukies moondustprince nagisathugisasparklehazuki ngerd ninishio ninthsdiary noizuuu orihararas

  P-T: poofy-panda-paws president-cellphone radjime readysetogo rinrintori rizekhamishiro robotclear satansenpaii schemingcaptain scepticalowl seijuuro-akashii shinda-sekai shouta-aoi shruser shsltrashqueen shsl-ratchet-queen skullflowers snowgh0ul sousgay-for-rin sukiwara suzukatomominoshiawase suzuyaas swimmer-ghoul tatsuogekidone tevaku thrandebiel

U-Z: uragirishoujo vanillacreampuffs vvoidprince whitesnowbells whydanohara winchesterchan xspecialxsnowflakex yohioloid yowake yumeoni zuenna

Oh wow lookit, as promised, it’s my first ever follow forever! Am I one of the cool kids yet?

Before I begin I want to wish you all a Happy New Year, to everyone, even if your name isn’t here! I hope it brings you good things and lots of nice food.

I’m not going to bold anyone’s name because you have all made my first year of Tumblr special and I don’t want people thinking that they are ‘lesser’ than others. As for the people who think their name would have emboldened, and you know who are, you’re right.

a-d

a-bundle-of-feels | a-divergent-catchingfire | a-dragon-in-the-pit | a-princess-in-her-castle | ackerperson | adeametea | agent-watson | alexishaspie | alliwannadoisgohome | alllonssy | allslovelythatsdead | alpacameatball | andeverything-else | andwhisperedrun | areyou-happynow | asgardian-angel-of-the-lord | ass-butt-fallen-angel | astudyinbenlock | averysuspiciousgrilledcheese | awesomedipshit | awkwardhazzalove | balletpotter | bbcsue | beneathamoonless-sky | bibliomaniacs-anonymous | briannawhat | buckysfineass | can-we-frick-frack-if-i | capitanassbutt | captain-meowica | catsanddrumsgowheeee | chocolatecherrycolacake | christmasberrypie | clock-strikes-capaldi | clueless-person | consulting-muggleborn | coolbutwhataboutsecondbreakfast | deanisamonkeyslut | deansarcasm | deerchester | destielspirit | dont-blink-sweetie | drugstores-perfume | duckmonkeys

e-h

elledict | ellerond | emmasquirrel| emoweasleygirl | endlesscolddreams | fandomglobe | fandomsgalaxy | fangirlingkitten | for-the-l-o-v-e-of-books | freakinblink | frecklesanddimpleslover | fried-sarcasm | fuckcasdean | gayyyybriel | geekheaven7 | hail-bethie | hamsterballsofloveliness | hannahbal—-lecter | harleyquinn-is-queen | hawthorndream | hazukime | hesitantasshole | highway-to-classic-rock | hiraeth-haunting | hoarsecrow | howispellit | hudsonstea | hunt-0r-b3-hunt3d

i-m

i-d0nt-think-s0 | i-dream-of-cassie | i-m-p-r-o-u-d-o-f-u-s | i-put-the-pro-in-procrastination | i-r-a-t-z-e | iaintbeendroppingnoeavessir | ifeellikeapirate | its-levioooosa | its-superwholock | johnlockedandstuff | josephgolden-rabbit | katwindsor | keepcalmrangaballz | khancealdontfeel | kickyouoffthecliff | lemonsindecay | lienkevampire | lightning55 | little-angel-mice | lnawkeye | loki-is-up-to-no-good | lokis-peasant | lost4infinity | lovelylauren25 | lupinsnymph | lynnsomnia | lyra-hallows | maddragons | marcos-butt-freckles | maxmadness05 | maybedepressed-butreallystressed | me4504 | minty-nutmeg | missdaytonaa | missfoxxie666monibuu | mooses-unicorn-in-the-tardis | mrs-potter-jackson-holmes | myhusbandisacorgi | myshipshavecannons

n-q

nervouscas | nocureforlancer | nooneknowshownerdyiam | nurchoc | nyctophhilia | officialgenitalherpes | ohdiin | old-clint-barton-had-a-farm | only-consulting-fanboy | painofdurin | peacelovehappinessandwriting | pengwinglock | plainlylittlefangirl | platinasi | poninethenardier | possible-magic-occuring | potterwholocklin | presidentfangirl | psychedeliclalonde | queen-margeary 

r-s

ratchet-crayons | ravenclawhobbit | realjamesbarnes | reichenbachlock | rohansdoctor | rotters-kierenmonroe | roxy-williams-phantasia | severussnape1960 | sherbucky | sherlock-crying | sherlocked-wizard-in-tardis | sherlokimon | sir-brilliance | smaugstoletheimpala | soarinwater | sociopaths-have-the-boxsolitary-merm4id | starkklord | superivergentpotterlockgames | superstitious-in-paradise

t-z

taardisblu | takingthehobbitstotrenzalore | talk-logic-to-me | tanfangirl | tardisesrcool | techniicoloured | the-dwarf-wholocked | the-incredible-hulkk | the-word-eater | themindlessangel | theonewhodrawsalot | thestarswillwatch | thewesternshavedllama | this-is-halloween-towntickmybox | tomhiddlechan | twhiddlestonerism | vevay | whenindoubt-turnleft | wings-and-wanderlust | wiredfawn | wolfamaterasu | yourmooseballs

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Thank you all for making this year so much easier to cope with whether your name is here of not (if it isn’t please don’t worry the chances of me unfollowing anyone are pretty slim to begin with). My first year of Tumblr has shown me how compassionate and caring this community can be, if you see your name here and you think “what but we’ve never even said ‘hi’ to each other??” it’s because whenever I was down and feeling like complete trash your blogs brought a smile to my face and helped me get through the rest of the day. And for that I am so, so thankful.

Have a Happy New Year
- the-cumber-games