queen of mystic falls

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF

WHEN SOMEONE WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE A PENIS SITS WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE VAGINAS AND SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE “oh they’re gay”. AND WHEN SOMEONE WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE A VAGINA SITS WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE PENISES AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE “oh they’re such a slut” LIKE CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THERE IS ANY CORRELATION BETWEEN GENITALS AND SEATING ARRANGEMENTS! LIKE PLEASE GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND REALIZE THAT PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT GENITALS CAN BE FRIENDS AND ALSO SOME PEOPLE DON’T THINK ABOUT HAVING SEX 24/7 OR SOMETIMES EVER!!!

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YES.

YES.

YES.

GOOD NEWS FIRST.

KATHERINE PIERCE IS BACK BITCHES (excuse the profanity)

THIS QUEEN IS BACK IN MYSTIC FALLS MY FRIENDS.

FOR NEXT WEEK. AND I’M SO FREAKING READY.

I’M SO HAPPY. I DIDN’T THINK THEY’D ACTUALLY DO IT.

SO HYPE.

Okay review time:

Matty blue eyes wasn’t in this episode:(

Kai stabbed Stefan’s hand when he found out he is now human. 

Epic bro moments;) in this episode. I’ve missed Defan so much honestly. 

Cade is dead. Bless up. Bye bitch. (excuse this other profanity)

Alaric freaking kicked Kai’s ass. (excuse this one too) Really proud and satisfied that Ric got his moment to avenge Jo and protect his kids.

Bamon had a very touching moment that made me cry. Defan also made me cry. Their moments were just so precious. Bonenzo had a baby moment but at least it’s something:)

I’d like to thank Damon Salvatore, for making Stefan realize Caroline is THE ONE and that he doesn’t need to leave Mystic Falls to realize that.

He re proposed to her and it was magical. Seriously, if you didn’t watch mmm. His words also made me tear up.

So yeah. STEROLINE IS BACK HEYYY

Alaric wants to start a school for people like his daughters which is weird but really sweet.

Kai is back in a prison world.

I think that’s all. It’s so crazy how there’s only TWO more episodes until this is all over. This show has impacted me in ways that no one understands and it means a lot. I will definitely be in denial when it’s all over. 

It’s been a hell of a ride.

“Am I late for the group hug?” -Damon

Alice In Wonderland

“What the fuck Alice!? Just because a bottle says ‘drink me’ doesn’t mean you should drink it.” Katherine yelled at the tv screen before turning to look at Elijah, Klaus and Caroline. “This bitch is going to get date raped.”

“For the love of God Kat!” Caroline exclaimed as she put her hands over her face and shook her head. Klaus gave Caroline a sympathetic pat on the back while Elijah arched a brow at the statement.

It was their typical Friday movie night. After school Caroline, Klaus, Katherine and Elijah would go to who’s turn it was picking the movie house and veg out for the night. Basically their version of a double date. And tonight they were all piled on Caroline’s couch, which explained why they were watching a Disney movie.

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anonymous asked:

model! caroline + model! klaus or photographer! klaus?

This one went in a weird direction? model!Klaus + former model!/photographer!Caroline. Hope that’s okay! Under a cut because smut.

In The Right Place

Bent over the sink, in the tiny bathroom, Caroline feels close to hyperventilating and that was not acceptable. She’s been working as a photographer for three years now, and she’s mostly silenced her critics. And there had been many. People who said Caroline had no talent, that she was booking jobs solely because of the people she’d met as a model. And then there were the people who whispered, quiet and malicious, behind her back, that she was only working because she’d fucked the right people.

But they were wrong. Caroline was good, and she knew it.

Scouted at sixteen, at a mall in Richmond, Virginia, she’d always been pragmatic about her modelling career. Youth was a commodity, and most girls were considered washed up by twenty-two. But Caroline liked the industry, liked the energy and the creativity, and so she had peppered anyone who’d humor her with questions, right from the beginning. She’d considered makeup, learned all sorts of tips and tricks (which had definitely come in handy, over the years) but it was photography, that she’d fallen in love with.

She’d pursued it, full force, like she did everything she wanted. Crammed in classes whenever possible, harassed her favorite photographers and crew members, soaking in the knowledge they’d shared, because she knew school could only take her so far. And yes, when the time came, she worked every contact she could, to get hired to take the pictures, rather than pose for them.

And Caroline wasn’t ashamed of that. Anyone with half a brain knew that the fashion industry was about who you knew, as much as it was about what you could do. People who bitched about that were just bitter that they didn’t have an in, and Caroline refused to let them drag her down.

One of the many lessons she’d learned as Miss Mystic Falls, battling catty beauty queens, that had proven to be surprisingly applicable in her adult life.

And another lesson, one she thought she’d had down, that she was kind of forgetting right now? Never let them see you sweat.

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