queen of life ruiners

lovelyplantbirb  asked:

The aesthetic swap idea really intrigues me. Everyone's looks swapped would be neat as heck.

I DID MY BEST

Texas looks about 18482% more nerdy in Dutch’s outfit, Mike looks like the friendliest repairman, Julie and Chuck look hella chique and Dutch is just That Artsy Kid.

anonymous asked:

Polyburners: everyone ganging up on Chuck!

GOD I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH YOU ASK ME FOR THE THINGS I WANTED TO MAKE BUT DIDN’T HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR

Gotta make that boy feel loved yessir.  #suggestive

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Mike Chilton - Take Me Home (Hollywood Undead)

YEAH IT’S FINALLY DONE HELL YES.  I had to make this because if I ever heard a song with lyrics that described Mike Chilton more aptly than “reckless till the day I rest my bones”, I don’t remember it (but if I ever do I will definitely have to make a video with it).

It kind of looks a little bit like he died at the end.  OH WELL.  RIP in peace Mikey.

AU where whatever happened to the Chilton parents happened real early and Kane was like “I can tabula rasa the kid into whatever I want” and Julie could really use a responsible, model-Deluxian older brother to calm her rebellious ass down so…….

Julie and Mike are adopted siblings, is what I’m saying

Also bowlcut mike

snarkytoon  asked:

Omg you're so right, sorry that was wayyy too general vague... I didnt realize how much that would actually be whoops, What about Each of the burners/Chuck relationships?

Okay!  Well I am Real Tired so this is going to meander and ramble kinda but I WILL DO MY BEST.  Apologies in advance, you didn’t give a specific question RE: the couples in question so I’m just gonna………talk……

Let’s start with the obvious one.

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anonymous asked:

has anyone suggested a Juke (mike/julie) fusion yet? they'd probably just make cousin it from the addam's family.... all dat hair....

I am forever emotional about the connections and parallels between Mike and Julie, AGH they would fuse so nicely.

fig. 1: pas de deluxe deux

Their fusion is actually blind ((it’s a metaphor)) but they “see” through disconnected holographic screens. They have 0 BLIND SPOTS and are impossible to sneak up on. Which is fine, because underneath the easy-going front they’re pretty high-strung.

Their weapon is a totally awesome laser-glaive stored in a totally rad chrome cat-skull and it is EXTREMELY BADASS.

GOD BLESS THE PEOPLE SHIPPING POLYBURNERS WITH ME

nellynee said to livelivefastfree: Fun Poly!Burners thought like, without them flat out stating it to literally everyone in Motorcity there’s probably a lot of different assumptions going on and I like to think that the general grapevine is both so wrong and confused. No one outside of the Burners is sure who is sleeping with who or at all and there’s probably a lot of uncomfortable moments where the Duke thinks he’s got dirt on a cheater or Ruby hates Mike for cheating on Chuck and it’s hilarious and awful. (and also TENNIE!??

I LIKE HOW YOU THINK

Julie starts it, because when the Duke calls them up to triumphantly dish out dirt he’s “dug up”, she says, perfectly evenly, “—of course you saw Texas making out with Dutch.  What did you expect them to be doing?”  and hangs up the call on his startled double-take.

“It’s none of his business anyway,” she says, with cool dignity, and opens up the magazine she was reading again.  “I wonder why he thought I needed to know about Texas?”

“Probably saw him pick you up the other day,” says Chuck, without looking up from his screen.  “He was touching your butt and you totally didn’t even get mad.”

“Oh yeah.”

And then it’s over.  And it’s not a big thing, but it…sets a precedent.

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Override 0 - Registration Inquiry // Initiate Repair Cycle

“Override 0, stand by for orders.”
“What?” Mike was about to pull his staff–he stops instead, confused, waiting for the other shoe to drop. Behind him, Chuck goes perfectly still, frozen in mid-step, and then slowly eases back to a stand-still, waiting. “What the heck are you talking about?”
“Acknowledged,” Chuck says, quiet and flat and empty. “Standing by.”

OH LOOK IT’S A FIC!  The fluff/hurt/comfort/drama/angst/fluff I’ve been promising is finally cleaned up and good to post.  (I actually finished it a few days ago, but I was trying a new style so the art took a while! UwU)  Please enjoy!

Anonymous said: Burnerhugpil e please

sunshine over Motorcity

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I am constantly preoccupied that a lot of times when Chuck’s frowning and looks like he’s scared/worried/nervous he could be doing the angry/determined face and we can’t tell b/c THE BOY DOESN’T CUT HIS HAIR

I bet Julie has her dad’s eyebrows.