queen of candyland

American Horror Story: Asylum Sentence Starters
  • "Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin."
  • "There is no God. Not a God who would create the things I saw."
  • "All monsters are human."
  • "I have a cucumber in my room. But not because I was hungry."
  • "You accused me of being a sadistic barbarian."
  • "Bend me over a bread rack and pound me into shape!"
  • "I just want to go outside for 15 minutes in the sun. Please. I just want to feel the sun on my skin. I'll do anything."
  • "Men like sex, no one calls them whores."
  • "I like sex. That's my crime."
  • "A movie full of fire, sex, and the death of Christians. What fun."
  • "But the Christians are about to be eaten!"
  • "You tried to fly away, so I had to clip your wings."
  • "She gave me candy to keep quiet."
  • "I am not a monster! I'm a visionary."
  • "All of her girl parts have been scooped out."
  • "I can either cut your throat or I can strangle you. I don't believe in guns."
  • "Never trust a drunk."
  • "I don't want to be any part of your damn lie."
  • "Nothing like a picture of happy, shiny faces to take away the guilt."
  • "What do you say we blow this pop stand, go savage a few elves, and then suck on each other?"
  • "They'll take you, open up your head, and stir your brain with a fork."
  • "You'll experience firsthand how people treat us freaks."
  • "I am tough, but I'm no cookie."
  • "Childish? Hell, I'm the Queen of Candyland."
  • "Babycakes, I'm only just starting to toy with you."
  • "I gave you a chance to name your price. Now I'll tell you mine."
  • "That man was a particular kind of liar, the kind who lies to himself about being a liar. He was so corrupt and deluded, he believed his own lies."
  • "So I guess you've had a pretty great life, huh?"
  • "Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evil's gonna look right back at you."

hahaha my shitty edit at 6am Soooo because I hit 1,000 followers recently, I’ve been meaning to make a Follow Forever though I’m just like rlly lazy, but yay I’m doing it

I am SO sorry if I’ve missed anyone, it’s like really early in the morning and I’m too stupid

Bolded = Personal fave/blogs that stand out a lot to me/blogs that ive been following since i started tumblr and will 100% follow forever im prbably gonna bold lke 90% , also i literally love everyone i follow so this might be long

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-ahs , -americanhorrorstory , 5-seconds-of-sarah-paulson , 50shadesofjessicalange 

A - F ✿

a-h-s-addict , ahs-delrey , ahswitchyfamily , alienbebe , americxanhorrorstory , bette-and-dot , bette-tattler , betteanddotsheadbands , betteandott , bettes-blue-ribbon , big-eyess-big-liess , biitch-craftt , blackoutfame , blushingkate , born-to-adore-lana , borntolana , canadian-horror-story , chaneldiamandis , cordeliafoxx , damnyoupauly , darlingfreakshow , deliaseyesblr , dollydelrey , dontcallusfreaks , dontforgetyouloved , dot-and-bette-tattler , driver-picks-the-disney , drthredsonskinnedmeeemmaroberts , eeters , elsajudelangdon2573-archive , elsamarsbar , elzamars , etheldarlingsbeard , evan-sitonmyface-peters , evanscouch , evanthomaspeters , f-yeah-americanhorrorstory , fionagoddess , fionagoodeinthehoode , flowerskinned , foxxysupreme , frankiebergsteiin , freddypaulson , frickyeahahs , fuckingmargarethoulihan , florhida-kilos

G - L ✿

goldduststevie , goodeolecordeliafoxx , hellagoode , hiddlesfiddleswithme , highheeled-feminist , hopeforyouyet , hotel-a-h-s , hotshitwitch , idontfindyouthatinteresting , if-it-aint-dutch-it-aint-much , imgoddamnpluckyremember , irlmagicalgirl , isolemnly-chastain-swear , itsravishmerabe , jared-padalickmee , jelly-freak , jessica—-rabbit , jessica-fire-lange , jessica-phyllis-lange , jessicalangeslefttit , jessie-lange , jimmydarling , jimmydarlingsboo , kingbrownham , kitten-cult , kosmik-kiko , la-la-lana-winters , ladyetherea , lana-bananun , lana-del-kitty , lana-wintrs , lanabanana33 , lanafan , lanalikesnobanana , lanaspoppingpussy , lanatoughbananacookie , lanawinteers , lifeis2short4somuchsorrow , lily–rabies , lilyhoncho , lilyyrabe 

M - R ✿

mademoiselle-lolita , mads-turbation , massacres-and-matinees , mee-mi-mo-mannah , misscordeliafoxxy , misty-slay , mistydayisbae , mistyfuckingslay , ms-paulson , murphys-freakshow , my-supreme-misty-day , narjisx , normal-p-eople-scare-me , obsessedwithjess , officialdannycastellano , oh-jimmy-darling , owleyes22 , papa-darling , parrilla-paulson , petersthomasevanpepperforpresident , peppers-asylum , petersfierce , pillyrabe22 , pintoinlove - this is the first blog ive ever followed and am still following :):) , pleasuredotloathing , pretty-in-paulson , rainbowfreakshow , regal-lange , robichauxs-academy 

S - W ✿

sarahdrunkson , sarahhpaulsonn , sarahpaulsons-buttcheeks , sarahpaulsons-upperlip , sarahpostern , sarahs2ndhead , sassqueensarahpaulson , savingdame , shades-of-lanadelrey , shady-lange , shannonedelaney , shutupand-dance-with-me , siobhansadlrs , sistermarymistyday , starkassembled , stevie-day , stevielnicks , supremestevie , supremesarahpaulsonsupremecordeliagoode , takenbythewindmisty , tashasfox , tatedarling , tates-remorse , tateviolet , technopagangoddess , the-king-of-coney-island , the-queen-of-candyland , thebaddestwitch , theharmonhouse , theraulsonfeels , thethreebirdsofrhiannon , two-heads-are-better-than-nun , valeria-nymphet , violet-echeveria , vivienharmon , vulcanlicious , wanderluustwitch , welsh-witch , what-a-goode-foxx-you-are , whothefuckisjessicalange , wiitch-craft , willow-jessica-cosima , winterscordelia , wir-sind-alle-freaks , witch-hotel , witchboner , witchesplayatnight , withelephantsandcoffee 

Y - Z ✿

you-belong-among-wildflowers , your-current-supreme , zachary-quintos-head , zacharyquintosdick 

The Signs As AHS Quotes Season 2

Aries: Just remember, if you look in the face of evil, evils gonna look right back at you.
Taurus: why didn’t I listen to you? Why was I so stubborn?
Gemini: you’re gonna fry in that chair
Cancer: you have no idea what it means to have lost you.
Leo: Hell, I’m the queen of Candyland
Virgo: all monsters are human.
Libra: That man was a particular kind of liar, the kind who lies to himself about being a liar.
Scorpio: I know everything, I’m the Devil.
Sagittarius: there is no God, but there is a Santa Claus.
Capricorn: the times may have changed, Doctor, but the nature of evil has not.
Aquarius: you tried to fly away, so I had to clip your wings.
Pisces: You don’t have any idea what I’m capable of!

Since I did a follow forever for Halloween, I’m going to do a favorite blogs post for Christmas/New Years. I am a huge fan of everyone on this list, and I am so thankful for every one of you. ♥
Happy holidays!❆

admiralpaul | alexkingstons | alma-abducted | avengegloriamott | belladonnastevie | belovedexile | blameitonourwildhearts | buckinghamnicks-ff | callingnightbird | certaintimecertainplace | crystalline–mystery | deborahkerr | derangednun | dreamsofrhiannon | eccentricauntie | elsamarsbar | elzamars | fionagoodeinthehoode | findmeinthemurderhouse | fleetmickwood | fleetwoodfrickfrack | for-the-love-of-the-dove | frick-n-furter | fuckinghamnicks | fucknfurter | fxjessicalange | fuckingjessicalange | gettusked | ghost-through-the-fog | go-ahead-lily | hotshitwitch | haunted-song | infusionofvitality | itsfleetwoodmac | iseethecrystalvision | itwasalltemporary | lana-bananun | lindsbuck | lindseybuckingmeme | marlimoocow | mary-eunice-mckee     | merrymcvies | merrynicks | micheleovermans | mickfletwood | midniteplane | misscordeliafoxxy | murphys-freakshow | neegroom | not-all-the-prayers | pastel-punter | pookiepeletier | pepperisfestive | pretty-in-paulson | queenvevo | ravishmerad | right-upoffmytiptoes | sarah–jane– | satya- | shockyhorror | somelacee | stevie-day | steviemarsnicks | stevienicksx | steviefuckingnicks | stonelyonne | stop-draggingmyheartaround | stxvienicksssupremecordeliagoode | supreme-stevie | sympathyfortheteufel | taurielles | that80smusic | theamazing-jimmydarling | thebaddestgoode |  the-queen-of-candyland | thethreebirdsofrhiannon | tvdreamsandmagic | you-belong-among-wildflowers

This has been such an emotional day for me already, help! I just needed to say thank you to all the friends I’ve made along the way, that have made being a part of the True Blood fandom (which, let’s face it…is a negative, yucky place sometimes) a fun place to be.

I’ve been on this crazy website shipping those blonde idiots since Season 4 was on the air. I’ve made countless friends along the way. Some I’ve known for years, some I’ve just met. Some I talk to every day, some we silently say what’s up with a like or a reblog. Some ship Paric as hard as I do, some ship other things and somehow manage to tolerate me. 

Some of us are already multi-fandom blogs (or moved on from True Blood completely but I’m still counting you, gdi), and I’m sure we’ll continue to add new fandoms and lure each other in to new shows and OTPs. But I’m also sure there will always be some True Blood on our blogs as well now and again :)

Thank you, True Blood friends ♥

A-B
allthesecrazyfeels afunkyfreak alphakali aprilsixteen
aqueenandherachillesheel aqueenandhergiantidiot 
bancinis-tired beaufortplace becausesometimesiobsess bercovicia 
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes

C-H
carrie-away cashmereandjeans 
characteristicallyexuberant ellepreece excusemeb dgsafdmd 
dr-daddy fortheloveofericnorthman
hell-is-empty-the-devils-are-us him-e
hogwartsabbey hughxjackman 

I-P
itsfunbecauseweretogether janersm
lady-dudley ladygofuckurself letnirvanarain littlebulletsucker lizzeboo maggiesview 
missfordtb mistmountaindreamer
mr-and-mrs-on-again mycelebrityfantasy 
opositiveninja paricforever 

R-Z
ridleyduchanness secrets4theunderground
scribeninja soundtracktoakillingspree starlordsquill
tbobsessed tallblondeviking 
the-queen-of-candyland 
tradethesun4moonandstars twistysisters
valyhrian victorianhooker yuediao 1lkbauer

+blogroll, in case I forgot someone ♥ ♥ ♥