queen jackie is the best

Things Marco Diaz is comfortable wearing:
-Dresses
-Suits with shoulder pads
-Hoodies
-Hoodies as capes & cowls
-A gratuitous amount of makeup

Things Marco has vocally declared that he wants:
- A beard to impress Jackie
-To be a queen
-Abs
-To be the best at karate

What I want:
-Queen Margo Butterfly, the most shredded and hairiest ruler of Mewni since King River, face of the interdimensional revolution, and proud mother of three

STAR WARS DOES NOT KNOW THE IMMENSITY OF THE GIFT IT HAS JUST BEEN GIVEN

DONNIE YEN IS IN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE?! okay but why is he not the star of the movie? he is Donnie Yen and this means that he’s like Tom Cruise if Tom Cruise was any good like if Tom Cruise wasn’t a scientologist plus if Tom Cruise fucking d o m i n a t e d martial arts like Donnie Yen IS THE KING OF MARTIAL ARTS, OKAY? He’s got such fucking experience that if I started listing all the type of martial arts he’d studied and mastered I just couldn't because I’d go on for five line and you’d. be. bored!

Donnie Yen is who Chuck Norris would be if Chuck Norris was REAL and not just a bunch of jokes cobbled together with some old movies! LOOK when Donnie Yen was hanging out with his girlfriend in a club and eight guys bothered her and then them while they were walking home??? guess what happened???? g u e s s

eight guys went to the hospital.

Jet Li and Jackie Chan admit he’s the best, Michelle Yeoh (queen of my heart!! alert!) claims he’s the fastest she’s ever seen, and Mike Tyson? Mike Tyson, former Heavyweight World Boxing Champion?

Mike Tyson says Donnie Yen can kick his ass e a s y.

not to mention that he’s done charity work for refugees in Thailand that we only know about because some guy spotted him, not because of any PR

not to mention that he almost SINGLE HANDEDLY brought Wing Chun to international attention as a martial art form when he started up with the Ip Man movies

last Ip Man movie? #3? the one he starred in?? just a biographical film with some martial arts and a heartrending story about cancer??? ONE HUNDRED FIFTY SIX MILLION DOLLARS WORLDWIDE MOTHERFUCKER

THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE VERY BEST THAT CHINESE ACTION HAS TO OFFER THE WORLD, AND HE’S GONNA BE A  S I D E  CHARACTER?

bITCH NO

You had A L L better APPRECIATE this man and I want to see a SOLO MOVIE ASAP

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Spreading Love: Klaroline Style

I wanted to spread some love in the fandom so I went ahead and saved this draft for a rainy day. :) After all the crazy crap that’s been going on, I think its the right time to display all of this. :) Follow these Klaroliners, DAMMIT!!!! I COMMAND YOU!!! 

If I forget anyone’s names, please don’t kill me. xD 

In the tags, those are urls of the names I have listed here in this order. Just so you won’t get confused. 

I love Dani. She’s crazy. XD Just like me! :D

Nicole is so hilarious with her drinking! xD

Then Jade is so lovable like a mom. :) 

Emily is my lovable adorkable sister. :D 

Lia is the best baby sister. :D And Caroline Queen. :) 

Jackie is the unstoppable leader in the Klaroline ship! 

Shirley is just plain funny. xD

Julie is the best Klaroline insighter in everything. :D 

Miranda is already a cool tumblr mom. :) 

Bex is so excitable about everything that it’s not even funny. 

One word for Giulia. CRAY CRAY! :D CRAY CRAY AND PASSIONATE!

Chelsea: Magnificent is enough. That’s all I’m gonna say. 

Cindy is downright creative and amazing wrapped up in a bow. 

Alyssa is…uh…well, she’s badass. Her and Miranda are from what I’ve been told. 

Cassie is the sunshine - exuberant, needed, and a delight.

Inge in three words: Talented. Creative. Goddess. 

Andelie is one of the nicest people you would ever meet. :) And honest. 

Becky is the best older sister you could have when it comes to tumblr or Klaroline or basically anything. Super friendly. :D

Katie is a cool person and writer. Enough said. 

Alex is such a lovable dork, but she’s the Klaroline fandom’s dork. We’ll keep her either way. :)

Hope is really a lovely person. She loves Klaroline with an iron fist. xD

Ashley has a sense of humor that cannot be copied no matter how hard you try. 

Danielle never fails to make you smile no matter on what kind of day you’re having. 

Deanna is very spontaneous and is a hardcore Klaroline shipper. 

Caryn is like royalty because of all of the stuff she does for Klaroline fandom. She’s a queen. 

Tanya also works tooth and nail for the fandom and she’s Caryn’s partner in crime. 

Isi is one of the creative bunch too. Enough said. :) 

Gail is pure joy, but she can be a little spitfire. 

Yana is such a sweetheart. You just wanna cuddle up with her and squeeze her to death. 

Both Jesses (willowaus and dragonqueenofall) are very kind and compassionate. Very intellectual and wise, they are able to answer any questions you have. ( I decided to combine both.) :)

Giorgia is one of the most delightful and creative Italians I have ever met. I wonder if Giulia and Giorgia are sisters. 

Monika is a treasure. She’s always there to lend a helping hand and always gives warm virtual hugs. :D

Tyler likes to cause mischief, but we love her for it. 

Hana is your come-to idea guru if you need help with storylines. She can come up with plots at a drop of a hat. 

Elle is lovable and can write like a boss. She loves too many things. 

Lea is phenomenal. I don’t think I can say that enough. 

Michelle is so hilarious that she makes me want to crack up laughing like there’s no tomorrow. 

Leah is the best cheerleader you can have for anything. Klaroline or you, it wouldn’t matter. Also talented in creating stuff too. 

Katie (khaleesibitch) is one of the most sassiest people you would ever meet. The sass never stops coming. 

Jen keeps the shade on TO and the sassiness coming in, and I love how she never stops. 

Tonya is one of the older bunch I met recently, and I gotta say this. She’s awesome and more old school. 

Lindsay is very smart and logical in what does whether its fanfictions or her explanations when it comes to the craziness we deal with. 

Felia is flawless. 

Clara is honestly one of the brightest people you could ever meet. She also holds a very good conversations on more than just Klaroline. :)

Stephy is purely a Klaroline Shipper all the way through! Then again, she always has something to say too. 

I know that was a really long post, but I wanted to show love to these wonderful people. They work so hard to make this fandom a happy place, and I am honored in knowing them. Please follow these amazing human beings. :) I love them too much to death. xD

Happy Klarolining, people!