queen guenevere

  • Galehaut: *fresh from conquering 30 kings* Arthur ur a weakass -- I'll give you one year to bulk up and be ready to fight me *ollies out*
  • Arthur: Damn I gotta step up my game, get me some hella knights
  • Lancelot: ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
  • Arthur: Yeeessss
  • *one year later*
  • Galehaut: Alright I'm here to kick your ass and take your crown Arthur McChickenlegs
  • Lancelot: I'mma let you finish but first you gotta fight me
  • Galehaut: ⊂(♡⌂♡)⊃ sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
  • Galehaut: I surrender
  • Lancelot: oh rad
  • *later*
  • Arthur: LMAO how that dick taste?
  • Galehaut: IDK ask your Queen
  • Arthur: ಠ▃ಠ
  • Guenevere: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Vanessa Redgrave as Queen Guenevere in Camelot, 1967.  Costume Designer John Truscott won the Academy Award for his work in the film.  The Queen’s gown took twelve dressmakers over one month to crochet. They then spent another month decorating the dress and eleven-foot train with pearl shells and pumpkin seeds.  The price tag?  $12,000 (in 1967).

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