queen bffs

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Right now, I’m with exactly who I want to be with — my best friend. You are high school to me. All of the boyfriends and mean girls and tests and teachers and our crazy mothers, we learned through it together. We raised each other. You’re my sister.”

Haikyuu characters: a summary

Oikawa Tooru


- an actual trash but i love him
- model???
- probably owns an alien merchandise
- iWA-CHAAANN
- lowkey gay
- 3rd year but actually acts like a 7 year old boy
- eats milkbread for lunch


Kageyama Tobio

- volleyball genius but got failed exams
- lowkey tsundere
- OIKAWA-SENPAII
- #1 milk trash
- HARU???
- i wanna touch his haiR


Tsukishima Kei

- saltyshima
- “tch”
- SAVAGE AF
- lowkey nerd
- owns dinosaur figurines
- freakishly tALL
- good with kids???


Akaashi Keiji

- a beautiful setter tbh
- BOKUTO-SAN PLS STOP
- messy hair???
- lowkey mom
- i fucking wanna see his smirk again AGAIN AND AGAIN
- boyfriend material??


Nishinoya Yuu

- bro
- “ROLLING THUUNNDDEEEERR!!!”
- meme #2
- cute af
- talented tbh
- more hairdown noya PLS



Sugawara Koushi

- mom
- “NO DONT DO THAT DAICHI WILL GET MAD”
- vv really pretty
- i lowkey ship him with kiyoko
- MR. REFRESHING GUY
- knows everything???


Hinata Shouyou

- jumps higher than my grades
- “KAGEEEYYAAAMAAA !!”
- cinnamon roll #2
- toilet guy
- BAAAMMM SHOOSH



Tanaka Ryu

- meme #1
- BEST SENPAI
- bro
- FUNNY AF
- lowkey savage
- “kiyoko-san spank us”
- UNDERRATED???


Iwaizumi Haijime

- armS
- boyfriend material
- mean but nice
- “TRASHIKAWA !!!”
- has 829782 nicknames for oikawa
- have u sEEN HIS BICEPS



Tetsurou Kuroo

- OYAOYAOYA
- kinda savage
- “ive always been a nice person”
- vv attractive
- nICE LAUGH


Yamaguchi Tadashi

- cinnamon roll
- “TSUKKIII !! ”
- freckleSSS
- da kewl guy
- ##underrated


Daichi Sawamura

- dadchi
- angst
- reliable
- THE RAGE LOOK
- wig



Kozume Kenma

- no game no lyf
- KITTEN
- cinnamon roll #3
- shouyou af
- vv genius


Koutarou Bokuto

- emo
- AKAAAASSHIIII
- rlly loud
- drama queen
- bffs w/ kuroo

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Klaroline AU Week ⚛ Day 4: Fusions and Crossovers

(The Vampire Diaries & Teen Wolf crossover) Both Stiles and Lydia trying to get their besties to admit their true feeling. What better way to do it than in a car in the middle of nowhere?

The Lying Detective: A Summary
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: I am SUPER EVIL
  • sherlock: i'm high and suicidal and apparently that's humorous! come fellow suicidal friend, let's tell my brother to fuck off
  • *later*
  • therapist: how's the baby?
  • john: I HAVE A BABY?? oh wait yeah :(
  • mary apparition: honestly bro u trippin ballz
  • *later*
  • sherlock, also trippin ballz: to quote hamlet, fucking nope?????
  • mrs hudson: *is suddenly james bond, shoves sherlock in the boot, drops him into john's lap* you forgot this
  • john: i don't care
  • sherlock: *drinking from a flower vase* apparently my abusive suicidal drug use is still v humorous at this point!! lmao i'm gonna die in 2 weeks
  • *later*
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: *holds up a bowl of cornflakes* i'm a CEREAL killer! get it?? do you tho???? imagine if my bff the queen murdered people anyway i'm really evil in case u forgot
  • kids in hospital: and spider-man couldn't come visit us because????
  • *later*
  • faith: hi :)
  • sherlock: shit i did the bad decsioning oh well i'll do it more btw i'm STILL suicidal and overdosing
  • john: ...
  • john: you waNNA FKN GO M8???
  • sherlock, bleeding, still suicidal and now bashed by his best friend: this is all my fault and totally portraying a healthy friendship between two people that isn't abusive
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: btw guys i am still over here being EVIL
  • *later*
  • mrs hudson: I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUKIN PEEPS IN MY MUTHAFUKIN HOUSE
  • mary: sherlock my guy my pal, if you could lean into your fatal manic abuse of drugs and depression so you can be pals with my husband that'd be tight of u go get wrecked lov u
  • sherlock: i wanna die
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: murdering people IS SO FUN!! I AM CLEARLY SO SO EVIL RN!
  • john: fuk u m8
  • sherlock: omg thanks for coming to save me at the last minute even tho i have been suicidal and overdosing from literally the start of this episode.
  • john: ur a dick
  • mary ghost: lol he should wear the hat
  • *later*
  • sherlock: *apparently still has irene's orgasm as his text alert even tho he apparently never texts her back and it would expose her as still being alive*
  • john: aw thats cute! happy birthday btw speaking of texting i too was texting a hoe
  • sherlock: aw damn :( sucks bro :(
  • john: yeah ikr??? mary's dead but i still wish i'd done more than text my side-hoe i am literally saying that ur relationship with irene adler is the same as this
  • sherlock: *literally does and says nothing*
  • mary apparition: lmao i'm dead!
  • john: basically, life is short so u should text her back anyway i'm gonna cry now
  • sherlock: aw :( life sucks :( let's hug it out while a montage revealing that your bus-hoe and therapist was my secret sister who has literally never existed before now and that my brother gets laid apparently these 2 things are relevant to the montage
  • john: *sobbing* btw i don't think u killed mary
  • sherlock: that's okay! u only beat the living shit out of me for it so badly i had to be hospitalized before!! this is literally gaslighting but whatevs its okay we're hugging i guess
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: lolololololol i am still EVILLLL
  • mary apparition: wear the hat
  • sherlock: kay :p
  • sherlock: btw bestiie it's totally okay that u bashed me and cheated on ur wife like.... me texting the only person i romantically love and u being a cheating asshat are basically the same we r all human and i have been psychologically abused and traumatized to the point where i think that's totally fine :)
  • john: cool! anywho!! i just remembered i have a kid and i've left it with friends even tho one of the main points of this ep was that i have no one so ig2g
  • *later*
  • euros/sherrington/whateverthefuck: bye now time for u to have the death i am another classic case of moffatiss villainizing women, showing their mysogyny and incapability of creating female characters independent of male ones :)
  • Guinevere: You didn't kill Lancelot, did you?
  • Kay: I can't believe you asked me that.
  • Guinevere: Tone down the martyr act. I know how pissed you were Mordred got hurt and Lancelot was nowhere to be found. I just want to make sure you didn't put a hit out on him.
  • Kay: Nobody but Tristan is crazy enough to go after Lancelot.
  • Guinevere: That is not the reassurance I'm looking for. Also, please tell me you didn't poison him.
  • Kay: I thought we were friends.
  • Guinevere: We are best friends, which is why I know you well enough to ask.
  • Kay: I did not do anything to Lancelot. I did not send a message or otherwise indicate to anyone that it would be better if Lancelot never came back.
  • Kay: Except right now to you: our lives would be so much easier if Lancelot never came back.
  • Guinevere: Kay, behave. We both no easier and better rarely coexist.
  • Kay: Except now. Do you want me to send people looking for him?
  • Guinevere: No, but let me know if anyone sends word they saw him.
  • Kay: Will do. You deserve better, Gwen.
  • Guinevere: I have Arthur, who is the best.