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Stay tuned for next week’s newsletter, with the following amazing features:
Using Your Love Interest’s Sibling As a Bargaining Chip to Ensure Matrimony (Because No One Will Marry Our Damaged Asses The Normal Way)by Arnav Singh Raizada (guest contributor: Shivaay Singh Oberoi)
Tehzeeb and Tameez: An Introduction to Moral Pontificationby Asad Ahmed Khan
How to Do a Complete 180 Personality-Wiseby Omkara Singh Oberoi
I’m Not As Bad As These Other Guys (and Thus I Died Without Getting The Girl): A Warning Tale by Aahil Raza Ibrahim
The Idiot’s Guide to Arsonby Advay Singh Raizada
Fitness Tips and Fat-Free Recipesfrom Rudra Singh Oberoi!
I’m a Werewolf/Vampire/Lord-Even-Knows-What and I Still Found Love!by one of those randos from QH Season 40(who the fuck knows their names? not me.)
Healthy Coping Mechanisms Post Breakupby Shivaay Singh Oberoi
Discussion Topic for the Week: “Tum Jaisi Ladkiyaan…” - Why are these middle class girls so annoyingly irresistible?
Meet Up Location for the Month: The Dargah. (Aloo Puri for Lunch after!)
Special Deal on pools that are too shallow to swim in! (Up to 30% off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)