A heartfelt and inspiring letter that all boys/men should read.
Everyday there’s news/outrage about the latest female tragedy, the
“war on women” the #SJW feminist women, the body-shaming women. Then
there’s “rape culture” and “male privilege,” and “micro-aggression.” Seems to me, if you’re a man in this world, there’s nothing you can do right. If you tell a woman to smile, you’re a sexist.
If you tell a woman she’s pretty, you’re reducing her to just her
looks. If you tell a woman she’s smart, you’re a sexist for being
surprised that she’s smart and more than just her body. If you vocalize
that you think a hot woman is hot… oh geez. Bar and lock the doors, the feminists will stab you with their steely knives.
Well as a woman (yeah, it’s Courtney Kirchoff here, not Steven
Crowder), here’s something you need to know: women love men. For being
Okay, several feminist keyboards have been reduced to dust. Chicas
are hammering their keys like the old cavemen hammered their women
before dragging them into the cave. Oh that right there? Joke. I know
you feminists don’t think it’s funny. Nothing to you is funny. That’s
why it’s funny.
Yes, I know you’re out there, SJW feminists. You’re going to call
me a bitch. You’re going to call me a sell-out. You’re going to say I’m
an ignorant this, that, and plenty of other four and five letter words
because I dared to write “women love men,” despite the glaring proof
women do love men. Proof? The perpetuation of the species. You know, men
and women getting together, doing the deed, having and not aborting
their babies. I can hear you all yelling, “PATRIARCHY” and “RAPE,” out
there. Yell and scream and stomp all you want. I don’t care. Background
This letter is for the men who go out and do. Who build, who
create, who pursue excellence, who make the world a little better by
being unapologetic MEN. I’m not talking to the jerks and the creeps.
They get too much attention and they do NOT represent all men. Okay?
Sorry guys, I had to address those harpies first, because they’re shrill and annoying. Where was I? Right, women love men.
Millions of women, myself included, celebrate you guys for being
dudes. We may joke about how you annoy us with your one-thing-at-a-time
focus, but we love that too. Life
is simpler and better with you in it. We love how you say what you
mean. You’re uncomplicated, straightforward, and easy to talk to. And we
usually don’t have to issue disclaimers before we do speak with you…so
thanks for that.
We appreciate that you want to protect women. Despite what all the
feminists say, millions of us know you care for women. We know you would
pound a punk into the ground if he tried messing with us. We know you
love children and want to protect them. We know you want to call your
daughters “princesses,” and you’re not being patriarchal when you do.
We celebrate your ambition. One of my favorite qualities in a man is
his drive to be his best. He likes to take risks because he likes to
push his limits and test his strength. He likes to be challenged both in
his career and in his personal pursuits. Every day he is working to
better himself to be a greater man than he was before.
We love your competitive drive. Women might mock you for needing to
“out do” the other guys, but *this* woman at least, enjoys it. What’s
life without a little competition? Thanks for the sarcastic back and
forth, for trying to one-up your buddy at the gym. Rock on. We’ll watch
and cheer you on. But you better win…
We love your self-deprecating humor and how you want to make us
laugh. This one should be self-evident, but sadly it’s not. Even when we
don’t want to be cheered up, you still try. You’re a soldier who loves
his woman. Even if your woman gives you “the look” I’d like to think
that deep down she’s not plotting to smother you with a pillow when you
snore; she’s appreciating your good humor. Okay, maybe she wishes you didn’t snore so much. Hey, she’s human, too.
Oh SJWs, give it a rest. Are all men like the ones I’m describing?
No. But a lot of men are, and not everything is about you and your
micro-aggressions and fat-shaming. Stop taking up all the attention,
this shouldn’t be about you.
We love how you pursue us when you like us, and we like you. Three
feminist’s brains just exploded right there. Yes, men, we LIKE IT when you call us.
We like it when you show us how much you care for us by actively
pursuing us, even when you have us (7 more feminist brains have
exploded). We like it when you open the door and treat us like queens.
We like it when you make the plans, when you have direction.
So guys, when you’re constantly bitch-slapped by the loud, modern
feminists for “man-spreading,” or whatever other new term they’re going
to pull out of their uptight butts, know that millions of women cherish
you for exactly who you are: Men. The world is a better place with men
in it. Yes. I WROTE THAT. Millions of us support you. We support your
careers. We support your choices. We love you for being masculine, and
we celebrate you for it.