quail boy

Signs as shit I heard at a high school football game
  • Aries: It's 46-0 and an irregular helmet call isn't going to change that
  • Taurus: I'm ejaculating on his face
  • Gemini: THAT'S SOME gOOoOoOoOOOD SH IT
  • Cancer: WE'RE QUAIL HUNTIN' BOYS
  • Leo: REGULAR REGULAR REGULAR
  • Virgo: JASON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
  • Libra: Fuck that orange
  • Scorpio: Jerk off my arm
  • Sagittarius: "I will throw you off this field" - one player to another.
  • Capricorn: The freshmen are spicy
  • Aquarius: I'm gonna jerk off on his face the second we get into the locker room
  • Pisces: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE ERIC FOREMAN

anonymous asked:

i'm terrified that if i ever meet louis i'll accidentally call him my weird cat son

my gentle shame bucket. my golden fighting quail. my good idiot boy who moves through the world like an unstitched wound, burning where the salt brushes.