quadstack

commentary on [ this year’s halloween terror ]

  1. since we got lucioball again for the games we HAVE to be getting junkenstein pve back (please) and even though i already have all the achievements you bet your fucking ass i’ll be on that shit all day and night
  2. mccree gets a halloween skin so he doesn’t look like the underdressed loser in the d&d quadstack
  3. seriously last year all the event villains got a legendary and the heroes got like 3 epics so who really won there?
  4. if ana isn’t getting her first event legendary this event i WILL fly over to blizzard headquarters and punch someone in the face
  5. sombra, orisa, and doomfist could all go for a new legendary imo
  6. if tracer or mercy are getting new legendaries i WILL fly over to blizz hq and punch someone in the face (punch threats stack)
  7. a new hanzo legendary would be nice but mostly because i need a skin for my alt where i actually play hanzo
  8. a new zarya legendary would be fantastic because zarya’s pretty lacking in the ‘good legendary skin’ department
  9. if zarya does get a new skin and it’s either not a legendary or it’s bad i WILL fly over to blizz hq and punch someone in the face
  10. the preview video doesn’t show mccree’s entire skin but if it’s good, i will rescind 1 threatened punch out of all confirmed threatened punches
  11. if the pve event this year has been improved to the point where i could feasibly enjoy playing it, i will rescind 1 threatened punch
  12. if they somehow manage to make pve worse i WILL fly over to blizz hq and deliver two punches
  13. if there’s no pve that’s three punches
  14. if there’s ANY really good genji content (icon, spray, voice line, skin, pose, emote, intro, comic/other content) i will fly over to blizz hq and give someone a kiss on the face