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puncromancer  asked:

VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION TO FOLLOW: who is the better dick sucker a bellsproout or birdo? OR QBERT?

when i was in high school, i don’t even remember what forum it was on, but someone posted a thread with no body, just the title “Oh Bellsprout, Why do You Suck Such Good Dick” and since that day I have been haunted. I delved into the bellsprout dick sucking conspiracy and i truly believe that bellsprout might be the original sin that got us kicked from the garden of eden