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  • Airport security:Are you carrying any firearms or explosives?
  • 707:*points at MC* you mean my bombass girl? Lolololol
  • Saeran:I don't know them.
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I can say that before Carmilla I thought that Tumblr was just for porn and Youtube was just for cat videos, I didn’t know there was this incredible community. So it’s been such a wonderful learning experience and such a wacky experiment and I really appreciate everyone who’s been following along on the ride for me because it’s new and scary for me as well. I was an actor, I played characters, so to have to play myself is really bizarre. […] Thanks for watching it and just watching me like flail around as I pretend to know what I’m doing. – Natasha Negovanlis

Jumin: *sends angry huffling emoji*

[If you wanna see more incorrect quotes like these, just let me know~]

  • Saeyoung:My angel~ What do you want for Christmas?
  • Child:
  • Saeyoung:So...nothing? Oh come on~ you gotta ask for something! Daddy is ready to bring you the whole world <(^-^)>
  • Child:
  • MC:Saeyoung.. He's just 8 months old. He can't speak yet.

Bakugou *on the phone: “Hello sir. You are past due on your payment for ‘Rat Fancy Magazine’.”

Customer: “So what? I ain’t payin. You go ahead and cancel my prescription.”

Bakugou: “Yes sir, but we still need to collect payment on the issues you’ve received.”

Customer: “Nuh-uh, I said cancel my prescription! You idiot!”

Bakugou: “Subscription.”

Customer: “Don’t you correctify me!” *hangs up*

Bakugou: …………*calls back*

Customer: “Hello?”

Bakugou: “Listen up, brain trust, I have your address. Do you understand what that means? I know where you live, where you sleep. And I will FIND YOU! YOU MOUTH-BREATHER! AND WHEN I DO, I WILL RAM MY FIST DOWN YOUR INCOMPREHENSIBLY STUPID THROAT!”

Izuku: ‘Bakugou!“

Bakugou: ”I WILL GRAB YOUR LARGE INTESTINE, RIP THEM OUT OF YOUR BODY AND I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM!