oh god, when you first mentioned people writing erotic cat sex fanfic i thought it was about warriors cats or something, not q's cats holy shit
noooo I wish like I could almost fucking accept that? like people who like Warriors are gonna like the characters and they’re gonna want to explore that and like, they’re cats. it’ll happen. hell, I could even accept if it was some furry shit because at least there’s a reason there, you know?
but no this was Q’s fucking cats and one of them in particular (which starts with a P and rhymes in -lampuria) comments on them sexually and talks about Q putting root vegetables up his “cute little hole” and if you’re reading this P-lampuria OP turn on your location because I’m finna bout to fight you in the underground MI6 parking lot
fancy dinner gets ruined by akuma and Adrien can’t abscond and transform since all eye’s on him then ladybug arrives to save the day or just an excuse to draw ladybug protecting Adrien while being badass.