home, sleeps twelve hours a day, eats everything his mom puts in front of him. Watches
k-dramas with mom at night but would never admit to it in person. drops his dad off
at work every day to get to car. Spends a solid three hours playing with the cat at night.
Jinyoung: goes on
some intellectual tour, mostly likely with a guide and planned itinerary.
Painstakingly learns need-to-know phrases in the native language but brings along some cheesy guide like, “U THINK U KNOW PARIS?”
Mark: goes on an
all-boys adventure trip surfing off the coast of Hawaii or something. Ends up
staying a few weeks running a fish taco truck with a couple of locals. Heads
back to school a month later than planned but no one thinks twice of it.
zero percent of the trip but is the most enthusiastic one there. Goes somewhere like mexico where you can do everything. Tan, hike, paraglide, jet-ski,
snorkel, spa day – Jackson DOES IT ALL BC THAT’S WHAT AN ALL-INCLUSIVE MEANS OK.
Bambam: Hits up Punta
Cana or Panama City Beach. Rolls in already wearing a swimsuit and sunscreen. Has
eight vacation playlists but forgets most of the essentials like toothpaste,
socks and contact solution. Cue hasty drug store trip.
Yugyeom: Heads to
vegas. Gets pulled onstage at the Britney Spears concert and dances with the
backup dancers. Gets too wild and wakes up in middle of the desert – cue the beginning of The
stays home, volunteering at the local animal shelter. takes pictures every day with each puppy. Ends up adopting five because he can’t bear to leave
them. Mom bans him from volunteer work in the future.
Youngjae: brings coco with, inflates a kiddie pool so
she can play, spends most of the time running to the ocean for sea water. Drops half his ice cream cone in the sand and begs Jaebum to buy
him a new one
Jinyoung: wore a giant hat & long sleeved shirt. Kicked off
his sandals and says he’s feeling crazy. SPF 80, even though he spends 5
minutes lecturing GOT7 on how anything above SPF 45 is a rip off. Reads a book
with his headphones in and ignores the world
Jaebum: spends the first hour trying to play sports, gives
up when he realizes Mark and Jackson are taking things seriously. Spends the
rest of the day sitting next to Jinyoung with a towel draped over his head, yelling every now and then at Bambam to put the glass down
Mark: plays every beach game Jackson brought. Has a large
band of followers but is too IN IT TO WIN IT to care. Turns out he can surf,
even though he’s never done it before? Punches a shark on the nose but tells no one
Yugyeom: the only one able to open up the beach umbrella.
Keeps being flirted with by girl lifeguards but has no idea what’s happening. Saves
Bambam from drowning in the ocean, forgets to reapply sunscreen and burns like
Bambam: wears sunglasses that are a cool color but offer
zero protection against the actual sun. brings speakers, starts a dance circle in the
sand with strangers. Has a pile of seashells on his towel, one of them
turns out to be a crab
Jackson: brought a volleyball, boogie board, kite, two
beach balls and one extra-large towel with tropical fish on it. Runs across the
sand yelling about how hot it is. Runs into the waves yelling how cold they
are. Runs into Jaebum and tackles him to the ground